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Liam







PostPosted: December 15, 2003 2:58 PM 

Kramer's high profile attorney who's success is stunted by Kramer's mishaps. Jackie has represented Kramer in the Java World case, the Mishke bra case, the tobacco company case & the Good Samaritan Case.
His doctor is Dr. Bison, his secretary is Suzie, he's practiced law for approximately 25 years, he's also the attorney for Kramer's girlfriend Connie, he eventually puts a restraining order against Kramer, he doesnt like cheese and he dated Sidra Holland.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 6, 2004 9:16 PM 

The tobacco case was the most public of my many humiliations. But that Sidra, SHE FINE!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 2:44 PM 

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on......

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 2:45 PM 

- kramer: Mrs. Wilkie, from the tobacco company called me. We had a little pow-wow.
- jackie: a pow-wow? Who told you to have a pow-wow? I didn't tell you to have pow-wow......

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 3:00 PM 

Who’s accusing you of murder?

Some guy named Kramer.

Cosmo Kramer? … I don’t want anything to do with it…

Joe
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 7:52 AM 

Your face is my case

Ern
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 9, 2004 10:45 AM 

Chiles: Didn't I tell you I wanted you to wear the cardigan?

George: It makes me look older.

Chiles: Look older? Do you think this is a game? Is that what you think this is? I'm trying to give you a moral compass. You have no moral compass. You're going to walk into that courtroom, and the jury's going to see a mean, nasty, evil George Costanza. I want them to see Perry Como. No one's going to convict Perry Como. Perry Como helps out a fat tub who's getting robbed.


The Puffy Shirt
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 13, 2004 7:36 PM 

Yeah that's going to be a problem. It's gonna be a problem for them. This a clear violation of your rights as a consumer. It's an infringement on your constitutional rights. It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous.

Jackie rocked!

bob
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: December 10, 2004 12:18 PM 

My faborite Jackie Chiles was the tobacco story. When the lady from the tobacco co. said she thought Kramer was rather rugged looking. Jackies reply"The mans a Goblin"

Gendison
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PostPosted: December 10, 2004 1:17 PM 

Rugged masculinity? The man's a goblin. He's only been exposed to tobacco smoke for 2 weeks. By the time this gets to trial, he'll be nothing but a shrunken head.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: December 10, 2004 3:43 PM 

It's a little puzzling that we haven't gotten that offer yet.

Brad Ruhland
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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 2:35 PM 

Who told you to put the cheese on? I didn't tell you to put the cheese? You people with the cheese, it never ends.

José Ignacio Silva
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: January 27, 2005 7:52 PM 

You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 6, 2005 6:20 PM 

Thats what balms do...they're unpredictable!

fergus
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 10:00 AM 

yo man this guy was ausome. Jackie should have been used more in the show.

fergus
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 10:00 AM 

yo man this guy was ausome. Jackie should have been used more in the show.

fergus
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 10:00 AM 

yo man this guy was ausome. Jackie should have been used more in the show.

fergus jumboina
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 10:01 AM 

yo man this guy was ausome. Jackie should have been used more in the show.

fergus jumboina
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 10:01 AM 

yo man this guy was ausome. Jackie should have been used more in the show.

Mookie
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PostPosted: May 28, 2006 2:13 PM 

Pardon?

Randy Author Profile Page
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PostPosted: August 9, 2006 4:15 PM 

Can anyone remember the rest of Jackie Chiles quote: "This is ludicris, rediculus...etc."? I can't remember the rest of it but this is a great quote I need to use in the office almost daily.

Not that there's anything wrong with that!

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