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PostPosted: October 9, 2003 2:30 PM 

What was Jackie Child's quote when he said something about a lawsuit settlement possibly where he said "It's outragous, preposterous, etc."

Stan The Caddy

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PostPosted: October 9, 2003 2:50 PM 

"That's totally inappropriate. It's lewd, vesivius, salacious, outrageous!"

-Jackie Chiles, in The Caddy Read the script of The Caddy Download the full epiosde video of The Caddy Discuss The Caddy


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PostPosted: February 23, 2004 6:22 PM 

What was the Jackie Chiles quote about the O Henry candy bar?

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PostPosted: February 23, 2004 6:27 PM 

What I said was:

O'Henry? That's one of our top selling candy bars. It's got chocolate, peanuts, nougat, it's delicious, scrumptious, outstanding.

Like takin' candy from a baby......

Oh, and the word is "lascivious" not vesivius, as quote of me earlier. Smile

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PostPosted: February 23, 2004 7:01 PM 

I'm sure others will now dredge up the rest of my many public humiliations.

Other Walter

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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 11:31 AM 

"Your face is my case"
Jackie to Kramer concerning the tobacco companies lawsuit

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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 11:51 AM 

Kramer: Mrs. Wilkie, from the tobacco company called me. We had a little pow-wow.

Jackie C.: A pow-wow? Who told you to have a pow-wow? I didn't tell you to have pow-wow.


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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 11:57 AM 

Jackie C.: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna put a balm on, let a doctor put a balm on.

Kramer: I guess I screwed up huh Jackie?

JackieC: Your damn right you screwed up!

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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 12:13 PM 

My personal favorite.

Ooooo, she fine. Wink

Other Walter

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PostPosted: February 25, 2004 12:21 PM 

"Who told you to put the cheese on?" (holding up a slice of Swiss cheese) I didn't tell you to put the cheese on. You people with the cheese. It never ends...


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PostPosted: September 28, 2005 9:38 PM 

"They're real and they're spectacular."

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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 8:45 AM 

Are you guys talking about that show 'Seinfeld'? I love that show!

Joseph Puglia

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PostPosted: September 29, 2005 7:00 PM 

My client's medical condition is not on trial here! I refer you to the American's with Disabilities Act of 1965.

Sit down, Mr. Chiles!


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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 1:58 PM 

I love the parts when Fonzie hits the jukebox and it turns on!

Vart Underlay

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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 1:22 AM 

Ha ha Fonzie, I love that guy in Seinfeld!

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 11:06 AM 

"You don't have to help anyone. That's what this country's all about!"

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 11:27 AM 

You vote for bush? Who told you to for Bush? I didn't tell you to vote for Bush. Why'd you vote for Bush? You haven't even been to see the doctor. If your gonna vote for Bush, let a doctor vote for you.

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PostPosted: September 20, 2006 9:43 AM 

sorry I'm 3 years late on this, but I was trying to find a similar quote this morning. I wonder if the original poster was looking for this slightly different Childs quote?

"It's outrageous, egregious, preposterous." (I believe from the coffee suit episode)

Another fav from that episode:
"You give me one coffee drinker on that jury, and you're gonna go home a rich man!"

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PostPosted: September 21, 2006 11:22 AM 

....the man's a goblin!...
(talkink about Kramer's tobacco face) Very Happy

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PostPosted: September 21, 2006 12:04 PM 



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PostPosted: September 17, 2009 12:03 AM 


It's lascivious, not vesivius! Laughing

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