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cousin jeffrey

PostPosted: December 11, 2005 6:48 PM 

There's a whooooole other thing going on with Jason. Of all the crazy, offensive ideas brought up during the 9 seasons, he has a problem with a Mohel? I'd would have thought that he could have come up with something better than that. Then again, since when is he a writer?


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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 5:49 PM 

The mohel was like an unfunny Don Rickles. But then again, so was Don Rickles. Rolling Eyes

Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 6:00 PM 

Surely you jest.


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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 6:36 PM 

The mohel is without a doubt, the second most monotonous Seinfeld moment of all time... next to the Panamanian cleaning woman's excruciatingly painful cashmere tale.

Hate the mohel!


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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 6:44 PM 

... and don't call me Surely.

Son of Dad

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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 8:11 PM 

You guys didn't like the mohel? That's one of the funniest episodes. I've dedicated my life to memorizing those lines. Every time my wife puts a glass on the table close to the edge of the table, boy am I ready.

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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 10:18 PM 

The actor who played the mohel did an excellent job with what he had. His shtick is the only possible reason to watch The Bris, which is by far the weakest episode and script in Season 5.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: December 12, 2005 11:55 PM 

It wasn't the best episode in the season (obviously, because season 5 is one of the strongest), but I still loved George's attempt to get compensated for the "still living victim". Not to mention his delight with finding the perfect spot.

"I could-a been a kosher butcher. The money's good." I love that even more than his red-faced tirades.

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