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PostPosted: December 15, 2003 1:05 PM 

The star of the show. A stand-up comedian who spends his life dwelling on the minutae of everday life. He lives in apartment 5A at 129 West 81st Street in New York City.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 24, 2004 8:58 PM 

It looks like I've got a beard of bees.

A
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: February 25, 2004 5:11 AM 

Kramer (To Jerry): You're the nucleus, the straw that stirs the drink. You're the
Miana!

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 3:41 PM 

one of the best stand up: episode 1 --> men want women!

http://www.geocities.com/link_removed/want_women.mp3

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 3:43 PM 

- jerry: I don't even want to talk about it anymore. What were you thinking? What was going on in your mind? Artistic integrity? Where, where did you come up with that? You're not artistic and you have no integrity. You know you really need some help. A regular psychiatrist couldn't even help you. You need to go to like Vienna or something. You know what I mean? You need to get involved at the University level. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at you and checking up on you. That's the kind of help you need. Not the once a week for eighty bucks. No. You need a team. A team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about you, having conferences, observing you, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. That's what I'm talking about because that's the only way you're going to get better.

- george: ... I thought the woman was kind of cute.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 5:43 PM 

When someone asks me which way to Israel, I don't fly off the handle.

son of dad
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 14, 2004 9:14 PM 

your not human your a pod

d
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PostPosted: October 22, 2004 12:51 AM 

Wink Wink

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 6:28 PM 

You know who he is??? Even Steven.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: November 1, 2004 10:15 PM 

"I love a good posse."

VegetableLasagna
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: November 15, 2004 7:18 PM 

TEL: Hi, would you be interested in switching over to TMI long distance service.

JERRY: Oh, gee, I can't talk right now. Why don't you give me your home number and I'll call you later.

TEL: Uh, I'm sorry we're not allowed to do that.

JERRY: Oh, I guess you don't want people calling you at home.

TEL: No.

JERRY: Well now you know how I feel.


I love that quote. Brilliant, absolutley brilliant writing. Also when he gets an offer for a paper and says yes, and then he just hangs up, I love those two.

crystal
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PostPosted: December 12, 2004 12:41 AM 

Does anyone know what Jerry's favorite cereal is?

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 6:01 PM 

jerry seinfelds the best he s funny like ur ass

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 6:01 PM 

jerry seinfelds the best he s funny like ur ass

julian
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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 6:02 PM 

jerry seinfelds the best he s funny like ur ass

julian
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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 6:02 PM 

jerry seinfelds the best he s funny like ur ass
Mad Very Happy

Bookman
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PostPosted: January 10, 2005 6:20 PM 

It was a million to one, doc. Million to one.

John Mac
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PostPosted: January 11, 2005 11:46 PM 

Jerry: "Now what's the deal with Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it 'Roundtine'"
Kenny: "That's gold, Jerry. Gold!"

VegetableLasagna
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PostPosted: January 12, 2005 2:20 PM 

"Does anyone know what Jerry's favorite cereal is?"

He likes all cereal, he doesn't have one single favorite. This is at least what he said on his cd "I'm telling You For The Last Time". He gets asked it in the Q&A section at the end, it's different from the dvd, so it's only on the cd.

poor little Pinkas
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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 10:55 PM 

"These peas are bursting with country freshness"

Pat Buckles
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PostPosted: August 1, 2005 11:11 AM 

I think his favorite cereal could be assumed to be "double crunch." Kramer was borrowing this from him twice during The Pick.

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