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Jerry Seinfeld: Stand-up Confidential ... HBO special from 1987

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JFK Jr.







PostPosted: March 13, 2006 10:47 PM 

Hello,

Did anyone see this HBO special?

Does anyone know how to get a copy?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 11:17 AM 

I need some Cheerios.

Does anyone know how to get a box? Rolling Eyes

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 12:16 PM 

There was a special? There is an HBO? There are Cheerios? I gotta get this internet thing.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: March 14, 2006 6:06 PM 

Oh, and I suppose that it if played on CHANNEL 11!!! You'd all be patting him on the virtual back.

JFK Jr.
The Wiz

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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 1:44 AM 

No more smart alec remarks, please!

I only want someone who wants to comment on this show, if they saw it, and how to get it.

One more smart alec remark and I'll turn this car around RIGHT NOW!

P.S. I really like Cherrios! Which are better Cherrios or Kellogg's Corn Flakes?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 6:10 AM 

"No more smart remarks please"???

Hehe...I think you came to the wrong place, there Jon-Jon.

Maybe you should run into the woods....

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 10:55 AM 

Tell you what. When I'm done working all day, I'll do an internet search for the HBO special. Then after that, I'll go out and buy some Cheerios and some Corn Flakes and do a comparison. Then I'll come back here and let you know what I've found, okay?

Don't get up... relax! Jimmy'll take care of it. Rolling Eyes

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 9:39 PM 

When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go - downtown.
When you've got worries all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help
I know - downtown.
Just listen to the music of the traffic in the city
Linger on the sidewalk where the neon signs are pretty
How can you lose?
The lights are much brighter there
you can forget all your troubles
Forget all your cares
so go - downtown
Things will be great when you're - downtown
No finer place for sure - downtown
Everything's waiting for you - downtown.

Don't hang around and let your problems surround you
There are movie shows - downtown.
Maybe you know some little places to go to where they never close -
downtown.
Just listen to the rhythm of a gentle bossa nova
You'll be dancing with 'em too before the night is over happy again.
The lights are much brighter there
you can forget all your troubles
Forget all your cares
so go - downtown
Where all the lights are bright - downtown
waiting for you tonight - downtown
you're gonna be alright now
downtown
downtown
downtown

And you may find somebody kind to help and understand you
Someone who is just like you
and needs a gentle hand to guide them along.
So maybe I'll see you there
we can forget all our troubles
Forget all our cares
so go - downtown
Things will be great when you're - downtown
don't wait a minute more - downtown
Everything is waiting for you -
downtown
downtown
downtown
downtown.

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 10:16 PM 

Well, that certainly is a lot of words... I'm very impressed.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 10:53 PM 

What's even more impressive is that he fitted it all into that small little text field below. Shocked

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: March 15, 2006 11:04 PM 

Everything's waiting for me downtown? When did this happen? Darin!

J Peterman
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: March 26, 2006 10:12 PM 

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/6301987950/002-9866759-2586463?v=glance&n=404272


I didnt even know about it, but i think im going to buy it as well

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 26, 2006 11:11 PM 

Uhhh....gee-wiz...Amazon..... way to go Sherlock. Rolling Eyes

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 27, 2006 1:10 AM 

Not the point, Jughead.

Pinheads are constantly asking things that anyone with half brain would search the internet for. Directing someone to Amazon to find a video may have been helpful about 10 years ago, but now... i'm sorry, but the smart-ass posts were much more appropriate for 2006.

All Jerry-type retards, see Replies 1 and 2 for a clue.

JFK Jr.
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 27, 2006 3:28 AM 

The internet wasnt even around ten years ago dumass!

Rhisa
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 29, 2006 1:11 PM 

If you notice, Jerry (if that is your real name), the "nerds" who regularly post here have taken a hiatus. They've left us to our own devices...to see if we survive. Far as I can tell, without them, this whole operation is nothing more than a solitary man with a messy mind. It is turning into porno in the name of Seinfeld. Could we move on from the naked Elaine bits and the naked episodes (naked, naked, naked). Seriously folks...you ran those guys off, now do something productive with your free space. Ask about George's answering machine message (without getting the sarcastic remarks), start threads about the foods on the show....etc...all the played (so played) stuff that Jackie, Jimmy, Gendison and Mookie all complained about. You asked for it...you GOT IT...don't squander it and don't complain when the "seniors" return to point out how this site has officially bottomed out without them.

bosco
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 29, 2006 5:31 PM 

JFK jr.

amazon.com was founded in 1994, and open to customers when its website went live in july 1995.

that's over ten years.

JFK Jr.
The Wiz

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PostPosted: April 4, 2006 6:12 AM 

That JFK Jr. is not me! I'm the original JFK Jr., not that guy!

Hey man, why don't you get your own Name and not rip off someone else's.

What is your problem!

The internet, by the way, goes back to 1969, I think.

Orny Adams
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 9, 2006 11:30 PM 

It's not as funny as Comedian, not even close.



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