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Jimmy stole my name...

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Gendison







PostPosted: April 30, 2005 8:32 PM 

Now he's Vile Weed and I'm a Magnificent Bastard...haha.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 9:01 PM 

Because you two hit it off, and Jimmy's very impressed with what you do.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

Reply: 2



PostPosted: April 30, 2005 9:07 PM 

Or maybe, just maybe, you think that you might have missed the boat.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 3



PostPosted: April 30, 2005 9:08 PM 

For your information, Jimmy got that name in a pawn shop.... in Chinatown, with the money Jimmy earns cleaning people’s apartments.

And Bookman, Jimmy had the name Son of a Bitch under his name in this forum. Then You were in this forum... and now Jimmy sees it under your name. So, just give it back, and Jimmy won’t say anything.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

Reply: 4



PostPosted: April 30, 2005 9:09 PM 

Just make love to that wall, pervert.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

Reply: 5



PostPosted: May 1, 2005 12:15 AM 

I looked for you in the phone book, Bookman. They never even heard of you, you liah.

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 6



PostPosted: May 1, 2005 12:21 AM 

In this modern day world, what is the relevance of these names?

VegetableLasagna
Bubble Boy

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Reply: 7



PostPosted: May 1, 2005 8:56 AM 

You wouldn't be saying that if you weren't Condo Board President.

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 8



PostPosted: May 1, 2005 10:09 AM 

Please. If titles meant ANYTHING, I'd rather be a son-of-a-bitch. At least it's relatively decriptive. Granted, the names are kinda fun, but the number of posts are a bore, and very misleading, as it were.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 10:36 AM 

Wait...I think you're in love with being Condo Board President...Yes.......You love it.

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 10



PostPosted: May 1, 2005 11:29 AM 

Depends on the puppet master who runs their hand up my shorts and shirt to wield power from behind the scences. Make it Sidra and I'll agree.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 11:34 AM 

If someone was wielding power, I think they can stop once they're up the shorts. Not with you in particular, just saying.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 1, 2005 11:26 PM 

To Jimmy, there's just something about a Condo Board President with someone's hand up his shorts. It shows, at least, he's making an effort.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

Posts: 1714

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 12:32 AM 

Do bald people get haircuts, because if they do, I think that's a little strange. You would think that they'd want to hold onto whatever hair they got left. That's like an old man who goes to a strip club every night. You can guess that at anytime, poof - bammo - it could be all over. the only difference is that with the old man, at least you can say he did it for a reason, it made him feel good. With a bald guy, does the haircut really help? No matter what haircut he gets, he'll still be bald. Why spend your money on an investment with no return? I say take the money from the haircut and use it to lure the ladies.

The point of this you ask? Just want to see what crazy new name i have.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

Posts: 1714

Reply: 14



PostPosted: May 2, 2005 12:39 AM 

Well, i liked Cockeyed Optimist, but i guess now that i'm a Van B boy, I'm finally going to get the respect i deserve. Or else i'll spill your guts RIGHT HERE ON THIS FORUM!....Unless of course you can flash the sign.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 6:08 AM 

Jeffrey's a baldist..... a rrrraaaaaaabid baldist!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 6:17 AM 

Oh sure it starts with a few slurs...""Hey! Chromdome!!!". Pretty soon you'll be saying they should have their own clinics.

Ramon
Bubble Boy

Posts: 360

Reply: 17



PostPosted: May 2, 2005 10:44 AM 

... I am an associate.

"yeah... me too!"

Ramon
Bubble Boy

Posts: 360

Reply: 18



PostPosted: May 2, 2005 10:46 AM 

... with only one post?

they're RIPPING ME OFF!



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