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Jimmy







PostPosted: August 4, 2005 7:16 AM 

What is this? What are we doing? What in God's name are we doing? Our LIVES! What kind of lives are these? We're like children. We're not men. We come up with all these reasons to fight, and all these stupid things to talk about. Are we going to be sitting here when we're sixty like a bunch of idiots? We should be having dinner with our sons when we're sixty. We're pathetic… you know that? Why can't we be normal?

Well, this is it. Jimmy's really gonna do something about his life, you know? Jimmy thinks he's gonna find something else to do. So what if it involves getting off the computer and actually leaving the house once in awhile. Jimmy's really gonna make some changes!

.Jimmy's serious about it!

Jimmy's not kidding!

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 8:42 AM 

Like I don't know that I'm pathetic.. yes NORMAL- I want to be normal! Is this some kind of a pact, Jimmy? If we agree to make changes are you going to reneg after some conversation with Gendison?

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 8:44 AM 


so you've been asking yourself, isn't there something more to life?

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 8:46 AM 


and yev, stop saying reneg.

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 8:54 AM 

jimmy, what the hell are you talking about?

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 8:54 AM 

AAAAHHHHHHAAAAAAAAA! So it will be Gack and not Gendison to put the kibosh on the pact! Wink

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 12:04 PM 

(second part to 2nd reply)

Well, there isn't.

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 12:17 PM 

Sad

i'm not sure if i'll stay here if jimmy leaves.

ramon is getting upset.

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 1:05 PM 

jimmy can go where ever he wants, i'll still love him.

rafael daniel
Architect

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 1:26 PM 

C'mon Jimmy, what's goin on? This place ain`t gonna be the same without you... Seems to me that you are reacting in a bad way to Guero's comments.

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 1:40 PM 

Don't go Jimmy don't... go...

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 5:36 PM 

Well...actually, things didn't work out. You know, Jimmy was having lunch today, and the waitress did the strangest thing. She brought Jimmy's beers one at a time. You've never seen anything like it. It took Jimmy an hour to finish five.

So, we're still on to bash Guero tonight?

Ramon
Rabid Anti-Dentite

Posts: 292

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PostPosted: August 4, 2005 6:17 PM 

i think bashing guero is a fantastic idea, but I've never heard of this 'Jimmy.'

frankly, it sounds made up. Rolling Eyes

Gack
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PostPosted: August 5, 2005 2:53 AM 


i, uh... i don't think i'll be able to make it... well, my girlfriend, she doesn't, uh... she doesn't want to bash on guero... she wants to, uh, bash on scottycougar.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 5, 2005 7:00 AM 

You're livin in the past, man. You're hung up on some clown from last winter, man!

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 5, 2005 1:19 PM 

You haven't changed a bit.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: August 5, 2005 3:10 PM 

I heard that Scotty Cougar is hangin out in front of the NY public library thanks to his bashing from Jimmy.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 5, 2005 9:33 PM 

Jimmy prefers to think of it as "debating." You know, just bouncin' ideas off each other... Laughing

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: August 6, 2005 10:17 PM 

I saw a bunch of ducks hanging in a store window in Chinatown. The coogs wasn't one of them, was he?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: August 7, 2005 1:51 AM 

Yeah, that was him... that's what he gets for flappin' his wings and struttin his stuff... he was peckin and weavin, and bobbin, and talkin trash...

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 5:56 AM 

Scotty finally realised he had no talent at all....So he's writing a Murphey Brown.

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