SEINFELD BLOG

Hey Jimmy, that was a pretty smooth transition. I didn't even notice until today that you stopped reffering to yourself in the third person. Did I miss an announcement? I got to get on that Internet! My suggestion would be that you can do 1st person in the Off-topic forum, but you should still DO jimmy in the Seinfeld forum. Or you can not do the third person thing at all, how about that?

There was no transition. I did it like a Band-Aid....one motion... RIGHT OFF!

Ok, well, I'll tell you what. If you want to do it out of town that's ok. But not in the city.

Well, you know all my life I've been running away from my real name. That's why I wouldn't tell anybody. But I've been thinking about it. All this time I'm trying not to be me. I'm afraid to face who I was...

cousin jeffrey's happy for Jimmy.

Cousin, don't you see what's happening here?? You've become Jimmy...You're Jimmy!

You can't be out there as Jimmy, because Jimmy's out there. And if he sees you out there, there isn't enough voltage in this world to electroshock him back tino co-hair-ence.

He wants to know.... if Jimmy is bosomy?

"co-hair-ence."

I love the way Jason pronounces certain words. Like after Russell asks George "Well, why am I watching it?" George says "Bequawwz it's on TV."

"Not yet"

I like the way Russell puts George in his place

Hey Jimmy... fwiw I always liked the way you referred to yourself in the third person. You're a funny f*ck!

So we're not doing the voice any more?

who's this jimmy guy you all speak of? It all sounds made up to me.

(Jimmy sits on the pier, thinking of all the times he said "Jimmy this," and "Jimmy that" over the past couple of years... music plays, happy forum members, who speak normally, are walking by... Jimmy finally makes up his mind, gets up, runs through seagulls toward home to get on his computer...)

Uh, listen. I decided I can't talk third person anymore. I'm sorry. It's nothing personal.... It just makes me a little uncomfortable and I can't do it. I'm sorry.

Mookie, I was just telling Gendison how I'm not gonna be doing the third person thing anymore. I'm sorry. I just can't do it. It's nothing personal, it's just... I'm not really able to do it... and, uh, I'm sorry.

Thank you for your cooperation.

Got to hell!!!

Jimmy, why don't you just get out of here?! Nobody wants you here! Nobody!

*yells from far away* He's sleeping with his maid!!

Seemingly, seemingly...

It's a woman in my room.

Just like a cleaning woman ...on your desk.