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Jimmy







PostPosted: April 6, 2005 4:37 PM 

Is Stan laying unconscious in a pile of garbage somewhere, with cookies in his mouth?

HateTheDrake
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 5:00 PM 

Sing it sister!!!
I'm sick of the porno level XXX.
Rumour has it Stan was kidnapped by the Son of Sam or possibly The Lopper. I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 5:16 PM 

Oh come...there are alot of people walking around the internet that look like Stan.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 5:30 PM 

Not as many as there used to be.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 5:31 PM 

You can always count on THE BOOKDUDE to not leaving you hanging like a big mozza ball.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 5:33 PM 

I just had to say it once. Everybody else gets to say it. Why can't I say it?

VegetableLasagna
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 7:58 PM 

Try emailing him, he's been real busy, I haven't seen him on here in at least a month.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 8:21 PM 

What the hell is e-mail?

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 8:47 PM 


i've gotta get on that internet. i'm missing out on everything!

George W Jackass


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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 9:10 PM 

It's pronounced "Internets"

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 10:23 PM 

So this is what you do in your free time. Don't you have a country to occupy? Ukraine is weak. It's feeble. I think it time to put the hurt on Ukraine.

George W Jackass


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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 10:43 PM 

"We cannot let terrorists and rogue nations hold this nation hostile, or hold our allies hostile.'' — CNN, Aug 30, 2000

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 10:48 PM 


well if we're gonna start the bush-bashin', lemme get my Election Edition Bushisms book.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 6, 2005 11:09 PM 

I apologize. This ain't a forum for politics. Just a little fun i was having. Kerry's quite an idiot as well, so we're even. No more politics starting......NOW!

So, Gack how's everything? Everything good? How's Mrs. Gack and all the little Gacks? GACK is BACK, MAC, livin' in a SAC-PACK, smokin' some CRACK...GACK!!!!!

Gack
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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 12:43 AM 


he's still an idiot. i'm bringing "bushisms" tomorrow.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 6:13 AM 

I wish he was just an idiot. Unfortunately, he's an idiot surrounded by evil and worshipped by the blind and ignorant. Add fear to the equation, which they are masters at creating, and you have....Hitler...i mean, Bush. Sorry, I shouldn't compare the 2. Bush is nowhere in the league of Hitler, but if he only applied himself, he could be.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 6:20 AM 

OK..........Starting...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Now!

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 6:21 AM 

Oops...didn't mean to widen the thread.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 6:49 AM 

You see, you just black out the middle lanes in the thread and you have a luxury two-way highway baby.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 6:52 AM 

I just realised i was talking to myself for the last 5 posts...then my mother walked in and she....caught me.....you know....."Talking to myself". I didn't know whether i should zip up or press "Post".

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: April 7, 2005 7:50 PM 


Here's a personal favourite of mine.

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."

— LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000

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