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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 12:38 PM 

I can't remember the episode off hand but it's where Kramer and Newman get a bunch of old records and take them to a used music place. Kramer stands behind Newman the whole time and says stuff into his ear and then Newman yells it to the man behind the counter. He says stuff like... I Loth you, etc. Anybody else remember some of the other things he said and also what episode? I thought it was hilarious!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 1:29 PM 

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Kramer: [In Newman's ear] This guy's nothin' but a piece of crap...
Newman: You are nothing but a piece of crap.
Ron: Pardon me?
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] A piece of crap...
Newman: A piece of crap.
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] I find you extremely ugly...
Newman: I find you extremely ugly.
Ron: *Do* you?
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] You emit a foul and unpleasant odour...
Newman: You emit a foul and unpleasant odour.
Ron: Oh, is that right?
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] I *loathe* you...
Newman: I *loathe* you.
Ron: That's it. Get out of my store!
Kramer: [In Newman's ear] Make us.
Newman: Make us!


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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 4:48 PM 

Sergio Mendez can't walk down the street in South America.

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: January 29, 2004 7:00 PM 

..he's a cult hero.

Slippery Pete...jc

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PostPosted: February 2, 2004 10:21 AM 

Thanks Jose!
I loved that part, how funny!

Other Walter

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PostPosted: February 5, 2004 4:50 PM 

The inverse of which is the episode where Kramer is depending on Newman's poetic words to be able to woo Pam at Brentano's bookstore. Does anyone remember the whole poem?
"...just before the other shoe fell."

lovin every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: February 5, 2004 6:27 PM 

KRAMER: Her bouquet cleaved his hardened...

NEWMAN: Shell.

KRAMER: And fondled his muscled heart. He embibed her glistening spell...just before the other shoe...fell.

Other Walter

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PostPosted: February 6, 2004 12:44 PM 

Great...How bout Marion's poetry which Kramer loves...
"Pressed chest way out west
Could be the savior or a garden pest"

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