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PostPosted: November 14, 2003 10:58 PM 

hey, does anybody know which episode it is where Jerry tells Kramer that he should just knock down the walls their appartments and Kramer replies "Jerry! These are load bearing walls! they aren't coming down."

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: November 17, 2003 12:12 PM 

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 3:53 PM 


In which episode George refers to Kramer's fantasy life (when elaine tells him Kramer is in a fantasy camp) ? Something like - "his life is a fantasy, ....mooching food from neighbours, having sex without a date - that's fantasy"

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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 6:16 PM 

Another of my favorite episodes "The Visa"

Kramer goes to a fantasy camp. His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two-thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall ass-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating; that's a fantasy camp.


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PostPosted: May 25, 2004 6:26 PM 

Which episode has Kramer's Mom's boyfriend trying to get the jacket Kramer took from him back? This occurs in a couple of episodes, but the one I am looking for isn't the one when Elaine is helping George cheat on his IQ test


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PostPosted: September 21, 2004 11:33 PM 

( in the stall) Does anyone know what kramer says when jerry tells him that it's insane that his girlfiend is the one on the phone line? It goes something like this: " is it jerry? or is it so sane, it's insane? is it so real it's unreal? is it so possible it blows your mind!!?"

For some reason I couldn't get the script for the stall on my computer it just wouldn't work. Can anyone tell me the exact quote from kramer?


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PostPosted: September 22, 2004 6:18 AM 

.Jerry: what's with you?
.Kramer: that's her
.Jerry: who?
.Kramer: Erika, she's Erika
.Jerry: oh you think she's Erika, the phone sex woman
.Kramer: Jerry, that voice is tattooed on my brain, I'm telling you it's her
.Jerry: oh you're crazy
.Kramer: am I? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind?
.Jerry: it's impossible
.Kramer: is it? or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top?
.Jerry: it can't be
.Kramer: can't it? or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?
.Jerry: alright that's enough
.Kramer: yeaaaaah!

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 23, 2004 11:24 PM 

Does anybody know the exact quote from "The Trip 2" episode in which Kramer says something like "I do what I do cause that's what I do and that's what I'm gonna do."

He says this when he, Jerry, and George are standing on some hill overlooking Hollywood. Goerge and Jerry are trying to convince Kramer to go back to NY with them.


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PostPosted: October 23, 2004 11:38 PM 


Jerry: I'm going there and tell that woman to put up those shades.

Kramer: Do you know what you are saying Jerry?

Jerry: I'm telling her.

Kramer: No..No..Jerry. You can't do that.Remember when we were young, we used to look outside and say,"Why can't there be a woman walking around naked?" And now that day has want to just bbblow it away !! I can't let you do that Jerry.I can't let you do that.

Jerry: No. I am going.

Kramer: Now come on Jerry.Please! Please!Jerry. You know I don't ask you for much. Please! Jerry. Come on..please!

Jerry: Alright.

Kramer:Thank you, thank you, thank you.

(Kramer then moves towards the window to watch the naked woman)

Jerry: She's not there!

Kramer: Oh! I can wait!

Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 5:41 AM 

I'm doing what I do, the way I always done it, the way I always do.
George: Kramer, what the hell are you talkin about.

something like that. Yes I like that too.

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PostPosted: January 12, 2007 1:27 AM 

What episode is it where Kramer is a suspected cerial killer.

When he is cleared they are in a park and one of them has a sandwitch.

Kramer goes on about how he is doing what he is doing, doing what he has always done, doing what he always will. Just goes on forever.

Best quote ever, but anyway, what episode?

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PostPosted: January 12, 2007 1:43 AM 

Oddly enough, The Captain Crunch


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PostPosted: June 12, 2008 1:09 AM 

"I'm doing what I do, the way I always done it, they way I always do." haha i love it. that was my senior quote.

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