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PostPosted: April 17, 2004 9:39 PM 

Ok, lets discuss all the odd jobs that Kramer held, albeit shortly, and other financial sucesses that he encountered.

* Bagel Technician (festivus episode)

* Brandt Lelland Investments (he worked for free)

* Coffee Table Book author

* PBS fund drive

* Santa (with Mickey)

* Stand-In actor

* Actor in a Hospital for medical students

* Selling used records with Newman

* Selling bottles and cans in Michigan (but could not as he got sidetracked)

* Rickshaw venture with Newman

* Actor in Murphy Brown (when he moved to LA)

* BallBoy (tennis game)

* Handsome cab driver

rio
Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 10:50 AM 

Also he won $18000 on that horse race, in The Subway Read the script of The Subway Download the full epiosde video of The Subway Discuss The Subway

"His father was a mudder.
-His father was a mudder?
-His mother was a mudder.
-His mother was a mudder?
-What did I just say?"

F. Costanza
Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 11:05 AM 


How about when he was a makeshift assistant to Bette Midler.

Laughing Wink

Other Walter
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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 12:11 PM 

Actor in a Woody Allen film "These pretzels are making me thirsty"
CEO of Kramerica Industries
Renovation of the Alex Theater
Sold his stories to J. Peterman for $750?
Originator of the Peterman Reality Bus Tour

Vargus
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 1:10 PM 

* Selling used raincoats (The Executive) with Marty Seinfeld

* Inventing and (trying to) sell the Bro/Manzier with Frank Costanza to Sid Farkas, the best bra salesman in the business

Shad
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 8:25 PM 

model for calvin klein underwear

Other Walter
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PostPosted: April 18, 2004 11:00 PM 

Make your own Pizza pie business with Poppie

HE Pennypacker
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 1:37 PM 

Illegal movie bootlegger with Jerry and Brody.
"Kramer, mind if I borrow this bat"
"Uh, sure Brody, you need a glove too?"
"Nope."

HE Pennypacker
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 1:38 PM 

Illegal movie bootlegger with Jerry and Brody.
"Kramer, mind if I borrow this bat"
"Uh, sure Brody, you need a glove too?"
"Nope."

HE Pennypacker
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 1:38 PM 

Illegal movie bootlegger with Jerry and Brody.
"Kramer, mind if I borrow this bat"
"Uh, sure Brody, you need a glove too?"
"Nope."

Other Walter
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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 2:30 PM 

Inventor of "The Beach" cologne which was later stolen from him

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 3:08 PM 

Peterman refunded the money, no longer need that vagabond's tales.

Movie rights to Kramer's coffee table book were purchased for an untold amount.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 3:10 PM 

500 clams for Jerry's/Elaine's Cigar Store Indian...giddy-up

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 20, 2004 3:12 PM 

$100 from Banya for Kramer's vintage duds?

Surely you jest.

$300?

SOLD!

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: April 21, 2004 9:59 AM 

Kramer and Newman form a partnership to sell used records. I don't think they ever sold any though.

rio
Latex Salesman

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PostPosted: April 21, 2004 10:12 AM 

Hmmm... he cleaned up playing poker the night before the aids walk, in The Sponge Read the script of The Sponge Download the full epiosde video of The Sponge Discuss The Sponge ... that oughta bring some food to the table.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: April 21, 2004 11:30 AM 

I love the whole record selling endeavor as I am a vinylholic myself. Anybody got any good old records they want to part with?! And please, no Don Ho or Jerry Vale for me either! Smile

It is funny, Newman tells Kramer what to say when he is wooing the Librarian and Kramer tells Newman what to say when insulting Ron, the record shop owner.

"You emit a foul and unpleasant odor."

"I loathe you!"

TOO much! Razz

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PostPosted: April 21, 2004 2:25 PM 

Writer of movie treatment "The Keys" which he takes to Hollywood and gives to Fred Savage

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PostPosted: April 26, 2004 8:27 PM 

$50 a crack standing in a line-up. I think he did it 3 times and was implicated by Rusty the homeless guy on the 3rd

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PostPosted: April 26, 2004 8:32 PM 

Importing Cubans (Dominicans) to roll cigars so he can get free rounds of golf at a swank private course

Other Walter
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PostPosted: April 26, 2004 8:33 PM 

Inventor of the roll out tie dispenser

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