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PostPosted: January 20, 2004 12:46 PM 

He's the guy from the Puerto Rican Day episode that follows George around with the laser pointer all day after George annoys him in the movie theater.

Art Vandelay
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PostPosted: March 9, 2004 11:40 AM 

jerry-- "Hold it, George. Don't move. It's right between your eyes."


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PostPosted: March 9, 2004 02:25 PM 

George returns wearing mirrored sunglasses.

JERRY: What seems to be the problem, officer?

GEORGE: They're for protection, Jerry. Can you tell where I'm lookin'?

JERRY: At me?


JERRY: Oh. It's back.

GEORGE: Bring it on, baby

JERRY: What if it gets in the side?

GEORGE: The side?

JERRY: Yeah. Wouldn't it just bounce back and forth between your cornea and the mirror, faster and faster, getting more and more intense, until finally-

George rips off his glasses.

GEORGE: All right!

JERRY: Oh. It's in your eye now.

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: March 11, 2004 12:27 AM 

The look on George's face when it's between his eyes is priceless.

J. Chiles
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PostPosted: March 11, 2004 03:55 PM was just a regular pen...

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 14, 2004 08:42 PM 

george: oh, are you the guy with that FUNNY laser pointer thing?

Guy: The lasers not funny, I'M funny..."

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 21, 2005 12:09 AM 

Kramer: "You'll be fine as long as it doesn't hit you right in the pupil, 'Cause then the whole ball will go up like the Death Star. Tchoo! I gotta go find a bathroom."

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: June 6, 2005 01:21 PM #stream

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