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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 1:55 PM 

People...I have sensed the hostility towards me. I am not out to be the bad guy here, in a way, I am here to be the savior of this great forum. I want a good, cool, respectable forum. Stan, come made this website! Can't you do something about the conduct of these people? (Especially Jimmy the jackass). If this was, I would have made Jimmy leave.

Therefore, I say we Vote to see how many people want Jimmy to stay or to get the hell out of here. Gendison, Jeffrey, I know you hear me on this one. Vote#1: I vote for Jimmy to stay the hell out of here!

~Que Viva Guero!~ why lie?


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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 5:05 PM 

At what point do things stop becoming sad, and turn deranged? I think this is that point. Am I wrong?

Pro Graphic Designer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 5:25 PM 

Well I'd vote, but I already made a complete ass of myself the last time I didn't mind my own business and shot my mouth off about things I didn't understand.

Ed Roydlick
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 6:18 PM 

Everyone vote for the guy in the wheelchair!!


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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 8:53 PM 

We should come up with an outfit for Earth. An Earth outfit. We should vote on it. Candidates propose different outfits. No speeches. They walk out, twirl, walk off. We just sit in the audience and go, “That was nice. I could wear that.”

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 11:55 PM 

I seriously wonder who actually posted under the name Pro Graphic Designer.....

Now everyone knows i'm pretty neutral, but Gendison and Jimmy are like peanut butter and jelly. Maybe they're gay, but one thing i know for sure...Gendison ain't voting for Jimmy to leave, that's for sure. As for me, I'd rather have a bottle of scotch.

The way i see it, if Jimmy's not here, then who's going to be the jack-ass? Without him, it's a bunch of people handing out compliments and pleasantries. That's not fun.


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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 1:08 AM 

You see?? You guys all follow Jimmy. Imagine if here were gone guys....Then we would all be free to do everything we want! Be COOL guys! Jimmy is OVER!!!!

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 5:42 AM 

Guero,..Stop mentioning my name like we're friends. I'd rather go to a hanging than be your friend.

Again with the "COOL Guys"...What's wrong this kid?

"Then we would all be free to do everything we want!"...What the hell are you talking about. man?

"Jimmy is OVER!!!"...What does that mean?

I say we vote on finding out where Queero lives and giving him an automic wedgey before hanging him from a tree. I'll even hand out the tip calculators if it's close.


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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 7:03 AM 

Master of the house..... keeper of the inn..... Surprised


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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 7:10 AM 

Jimmy'd like to get pockets to hang off the belt on the Earth outfit...

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 7:53 AM 

I'd much rather hang out with Jimmy instead of these so called 'cool' guys. And Gendison its ok, you can admit your friendship to Gay,erro!!

Put me down for one of those earth suits,
do they come in tropical prints?

Seinfelds Van

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:01 AM 

I'd much rather hang out with Pro Graphic Designer, you know since he is a pro and everything.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:14 AM 

Denim, he's not gay, he's Europeen!!!
He's a real fancy boy.

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:16 AM 

I see a new movie coming out of all this called "The Wrath of Guero" starring: Guero, Jimmy, & Leo (whoever that is). In the end, Jimmy sacrifices himself to save stanthecaddy from Guero's sinister plans... We can wrap Jimmy up in a towel, and then bury him in the bowel of the earth in a big sunglasses case.

Or something like that. Wink

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:41 AM 

It'll be a hell of a thing when Jimmy dies...(Yev and Gendison both turn around and walk away abruptly)

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:51 AM 

Jimmy's death would take place in the shadow of new life. He wouldn't really be dead if we found a way to remember him.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 8:55 AM 

He's lived his whole life in shame...Why should he die with dignity?


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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 12:11 PM 

I think I may have something here.
It wasn't until I saw Pro Graphic Designer pop up again that I realized. Guero, PGD, and d-tech are all one in the same. I'm also assuming Ed Roydlick is another offshoot. All three morons attacked Jimmy out of nowhere with the same mindlessness. You don't forget stupidity of such proportions that easy. Eventually Guero will fizzle out and he will reappear with another name and new gripe at Jimmy. Insane? Am I? or am I so sane that you just blew your mind? Impossible? Is it? Or is it so possible your heard is spinning like a top? CAN'T BE?!! Can't it? or is your entire world just crashing down all around you?


Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 12:37 PM 

ok ok ok. stop it. now i think i know what's going on here.

I believe that I am about to become the target of a systematic process of intimidation and manipulation, the likes of which you have never...

i thought we were talking about me.

but seriously folks.
i like jimmy. i like pro graphic designer (whoever that is). and i don't think guero is funny at all.

anyone with the staying power of jimmy does not get voted off. that type of loyalty bestowes upon him instant VOTER status. i propose that jimmy be allowed to pick someone to vote off, and if he catches a fly ball in his hat, then it shall be done.

guero beware

is it just me, or does any one else think that guero is the bizarro jimmy. you know. jimmy is funny.... guero is not funny. jimmy knows seinfeld, guero doesn't know shit about flowers... errr seinfeld. jimmy is witty, guero is slow witted. see the trend here?

Condo Board President

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 12:42 PM 

Guero et al.: As a duly-constituted representative of the City, County, and State of New York, I order you to cease and desist any and all supernatural activity and return at once to your place of origin or the next parallel dimension.

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 12:45 PM 

Hey Guero, you ever yearn?

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