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Losing your Seinfeld Virginity

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Mrs Sokol

PostPosted: August 7, 2005 3:38 AM 

Everyone remembers there first time right ?
It was around 2am and I had just broken up with my girlfriend and figured that I'd never laugh again.
I turned on the TV , as I knew there was no point trying to sleep that night.
Anyway Yada yada yada The Smelly Car was on , I never laughed so much in my life , the memories of The Girlfriend have long since faded , but The Smelly Car lives on.

"This is a force more powerful than anything you can imagine. Even *Superman* would be helpless against this kind of stench"

Anyone else have a cute little story like that ?
Without her I probaly would never have heard of Seinfeld , as it was never showed on primetime TV in my neck of the woods.


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PostPosted: August 7, 2005 11:06 AM 

What are you, hard of laughing? Of course, you laughed.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 5:46 AM 

Mrs. Sokol had a girlfriend? Now, that would usually turn me on...except that I've seen Mrs. Sokol.
I might not ever be the same.

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 11:10 AM 

I take you've seen my daughter to !
Now there is a woman who is undatable.


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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 11:39 AM 


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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 11:53 AM 

Mrs. Sokol looks like she'd enjoy a fisting every day after work.


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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 5:26 PM 

Yeah... like on ""

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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 5:28 PM 

I'll take your word for it, Jimmy.


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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 5:33 PM 

Well, you're a better man than the rest of the pigs who will actually try going to it. Laughing


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PostPosted: August 8, 2005 5:55 PM 

moops's reply left me howling for some reason. sure it was the most obvious reply anyone could make, but he somehow pulled it off.

Mrs Sokol
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 10, 2005 11:05 AM 

Hey I gave Moops the feeder line.
Give me some credit.
Moops is just a timeslot hit.


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PostPosted: August 10, 2005 12:02 PM 

looks like taking that advertising contract for turned out to be a good thing eeh jimmy?

George Louis Costanza

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PostPosted: August 14, 2005 4:16 PM 

Seinfeld deflowered me at around 1/2 am as well. It was the fusilli jerry episode, and i really had trouble understanding what the hell was going on. I was very tired and it didn't make sense to me at all. The experience afterwards was more like "I remember it was good, i hope someday i'll be able to do it again"

Long time after that i started to get into the series really

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