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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 12:49 PM 

Owner of the comedy club that sponsored a softball team that Jerry and Kramer played for. Kramer suggested one of the players should dump a bucket of Gatorade on him after a comeback victory for the team. The cold weather drenching caused him to get pneumonia and die. The Pez Dispenser.

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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 12:53 PM 

JERRY: A few years ago the comedy club had a softball team. Kramer was our first baseman You couldn't get anything by him It was unbelievable.

Anyway this one game we came back to win from like 8 runs behind. So Kramer says to Richie why don't you dump the bucket of Gatorade on Marty Benson's head? The club owner. So Richie goes ahead and does it.

ELAINE: So? What happened?

JERRY: What happened? The guy was like 67 years old, it was freezing out, he caught a cold, got pneumonia,

and a month later he was dead.

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PostPosted: April 14, 2004 1:30 PM 

Ahhh, he was an owner none of the comedians liked anyway. But Richie was never the same.

Kramer? He's the same.

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