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PostPosted: April 1, 2004 9:29 AM 

The employer of Jerry’s maid/girlfriend Cindy. When Jerry refuses to pay Cindy because she’s slacking on her maid duties, Maxwell confronts Jerry about not paying Cindy.

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PostPosted: April 1, 2004 9:34 AM 

MAN: My name is Maxwell. I'm from Maid To Order. It's a pun. I sent one of my girls over to your place.

JERRY: Cindy.

MAN: She says she had a little problem with you. You didn't pay.

JERRY: You know, she didn't really do what she was supposed to do.

MAN: Oh, yeah? She told me what you like. You're a little sickie, aren't you? Disinfectant on the blinds, vacuuming the counter--

JERRY: Hey, come on. Come on. I gotta live around here.

MAN: You know what I do to people who stiff me on a job?

JERRY: What?

MAN: Well, it kinda depends on the situation, but if I don't get my money from you, I'm gonna get it from her.

JERRY: I don't want to make trouble. You want the money? Here.

MAN: Hey! Wait, wait, wait! Whoa! Give it to the girl. I'm an independent contractor. Tax purposes.

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PostPosted: April 1, 2004 1:06 PM 

Do you know how to use a mop wringer?

Yeah.

Why don't you get in the car..



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