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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 9:53 AM 

Jerry’s girlfriend in The Van Buren Boys episode. Jerry thinks she’s perfect. No matter how hard he tries, he can’t find fault with her. George and Kramer think she’s a loser but never say why. Melissa’s friends thank Jerry for dating her saying that she really needs this. They never indicate why she really needs this. In order to convince himself that there is nothing wrong with her, Jerry has his parents meet Melissa. When his parents confirm that she is perfect, Jerry is now no longer sure that she is.

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PostPosted: March 8, 2004 9:56 AM 

JERRY: (To his parents) So? What do you think?

HELEN: Jerry, she's fantastic.

JERRY: I knew it! I'm not crazy.

HELEN: She's so sweet, and she's got some body on her!

MORTY: And smart! Like a computer!

HELEN: And so much personality! But, it doesn't matter what we think. Do you like her?

JERRY: (After seeing how much his parents like her) Now, I'm not so sure.

HELEN: Well, she's 10 times better than that awful Amber girl that you were with.

JERRY: yeah, Amber.. I wonder if she's back from Vegas..

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