SEINFELD BLOG

Why hasn't Bill Gates offered Penelope Cruz whatever amount of money she'd accept for sex? Do I have to give that tool all of my "Lotto Jackpot" ideas? He's not thinking of this kinda shit himself?

Gates's wife is ten times better-looking than he is. She's a 7 or an 8. I don't think he should rock the boat.

I just love reading my drunken, late-nite posts the next day...

(I don't believe I've ever seen Mrs. Gates)

(Those damn Loreal commercials fooled ME, Jerry!)

Forgive my confusion, but did you mean that even though Gates' wife is only a 7 or 8, that she's still so much better-looking as a woman than her husband is as a man, that he shouldn't screw that up, and that he should hang on to her like grim death? (which is very far off for him, by the way)

Or, did you mean Penelope Cruz is a 7 or 8, and that Melinda is better-looking than she is?

Or..... does this pointless thread not even deserve another reply from anyone?

You got it right in your first paragraph. And as for this pointless thread, I'm.................................... done.

Up here, I'm already gone...

Well, it was a hell of a ride.

I got another look at Melinda Gates on TV yesterday. She looked like a 5. She's a two-face.