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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 8:24 AM 

Susan Ross's lesbian friend. George encounters Mona and Susan in the video store in The Smelly Car Read the script of The Smelly Car Download the full epiosde video of The Smelly Car Discuss The Smelly Car . Kramer steals Mona from Susan after taking a golf lesson from her. Mona ends up dumping Kramer because he was wearing Jerry's jacket which had picked up BO from the smelly car. According to Susan, Mona had never been with a man until she met Kramer.

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 8:31 AM 

Susan: Kramer! Kramer! Kramer, open up, I know you're in there!
Jerry: Susan!
Susan: Kramer!
Jerry: What is going on?
Susan: You know what's going on? First, he vomits on me. Then, he burns
down my father's cabin. And now, he's taken Mona away from me.
George: He stole your girlfriend?
Susan: Yes. She's in *love* with him.
George: Amazing. I drive them to lesbianism, he brings 'em back.

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PostPosted: March 4, 2004 1:30 PM 

Kavorka!

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PostPosted: March 5, 2004 8:51 AM 

Elaine: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Kramer, Kramer... Hold on a second.
I don't get this. This woman has *never* been with a man her
*entire* life--
Kramer: I'm Kramer.



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