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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 12:43 AM 

Just wanna wish you a Merry Christmas, Happy Festivus, Happy Hannukah, Tip Top Tet, or a solemn dignified Ramadan. I refuse to recognize Kwanzaa. Anyway, Santa brought me the seasons 1-3 gift set, and I was wondering, what's the deal with the salt and pepper shakers? Which one is for the salt and which one is for the pepper? What did guys do?


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 12:52 AM 

why not kwanzaa??

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 1:45 AM 

Because I have issues with people making up a holiday on whim and then scheduling it the day after Christmas, so to cash in on the Holiday season. You have Christmas and Hannukah, holy days with thousands of years of history, and then there's Kwanzaa that's only been around for like 30. They even ripped off the menorah. The religious holidays have already been diminished enough, and Kwanzaa makes matters worse by demanding to be taken seriously, while Festivus was developed solely for comedy. I'm Scotty Cougar and I approve that message.

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 4:41 PM 

So anyway, which shaker is for which?

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 4:47 PM 

Monk's never had salt and pepper shakers they are for ketchup and mustard.

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 5:56 PM 

You know I really have not examined my shakers yet. Generally if one has larger or more holes then that one is for the pepper. But if the holes are the same...then the choice is yours, my friend.


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 6:19 PM 

SCOTTY: Holes? What holes?

O'BRIEN: That's where the salt and pepper comes out.

SCOTTY: Oh, you mean the outlets.


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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 7:35 PM 

For those of you keeping score at home, he was to wish you a Kwazy Kwanzaa, as Krusty did.....

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 9:20 PM 

I can speak for myself, James. They both have 4 outlets, all the same size. Here's what I'm thinking: ketchup has more salt that mustard right? So salt should go in the red one? I'm not good with major decisions. Should I go with the opposite of my instinct? Maybe I should put cinnamon in one...

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 28, 2004 9:48 PM 

typically the darker of the shakers contains the pepper and the lighter contains the go w/ the opposite of your instincts

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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 4:22 PM 

Hi, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 29, 2004 6:51 PM 

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---- Krusty the Clown

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