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Nick Amatuzzi

PostPosted: December 17, 2003 1:37 AM 

Jerry's father, and #1 Dad, who sold raincoats for 35 years, then was hired to work for the J. Peterman catalog just at J. Peterman himself returned. He likes Wizard tip calculators and hates the pull out sofa bed. Morty was impeached as Condo Board President of Del Boca Vista (Phase II), then failed to install Kramer in a puppet regime at Phase III because Kramer was caught barefoot in the clubhouse.

son of dad
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 14, 2004 8:53 PM 

AAAHHHHHH, i hate velcro, that TEARING sound....

Master of my Domain

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PostPosted: March 14, 2004 11:47 PM 

It's not a tip calculator, it does other things.

Also, he was played by a diff actor in one of the first episode.

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: March 15, 2004 8:25 AM 

#1 Dad !

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 15, 2004 11:54 AM 

I don't like the sound of that!

Art Vandelay
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: March 18, 2004 11:19 AM 


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 18, 2004 8:44 PM 

Yeah, was watching that episode and was confused as to why the actor changed. Was for the best though Smile

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: March 19, 2004 6:49 AM 

"Cheap fabric, and dim lighting. That's how you move merchandise." Twisted Evil

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 1:23 PM 

That's The Executive. I invented that.

Too vicious

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PostPosted: May 12, 2004 4:20 PM 

What was the name of the episode where Morty got that #1 dad t shirt and Jerry sent an entire family to the hospital because they all wanted to lift more weight over their heads than jerry?

F. Costanza

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PostPosted: May 12, 2004 5:35 PM 

That would be "The English Patient" Vicious.

Wink Laughing

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: May 12, 2004 6:05 PM 

Achh, I know a couple of Chinamen over in the garment district that will do it for half that...

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: May 20, 2004 9:46 PM 

yeah, why did Jerry's dad get played by someone else for like one show?


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PostPosted: June 10, 2004 5:33 PM 

Morty (the #1 DAD) should not be confused with "World's Greatest DAD!"
which is the best in the world.... better than just #1. But who knows how official any of these rankings really are.

The Wiz

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 6:18 PM 

Morty: is it "hot"?

Jerry: It could be.

Morty: You hear that? Jerry got me a "hot" birthday present!

The Wiz
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 5, 2004 6:19 PM 

Morty: Who are they?

Jerry: Cubans.

Morty: Don't tell your mother.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 27, 2004 12:57 AM 

what community did he live in before del boca vista?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 6, 2004 1:34 AM 

if he was impeached from phase 2 boca vista, then what was going on in the "pen" episode when he was the outgoing president of phase 2 in the pines of Clark Gables, in which Jack was the MC


Slippery Pete

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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 4:09 PM 

Morty aka Barney Martin died on Monday. Crying or Very Sad

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 7:39 PM 


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 24, 2005 11:08 PM

according to that, he was the third actor to play morty seinfeld... but i only remember one other guy. is it just a mistake, or what?

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