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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 4:57 PM 

I'm sure you got many. Who are the celebrities that you would love to see crash and burn. Drug addictions, divorce, bankrupcy, polio, any thing your little heart desires.

A couple to get is started:

1)The cast of Desperate Housewifes with the possible exception of Teri Hatcher. I'd like to see them go at it, get the show cancelled and live the rest of their lives doing infomercials for skin-care products.

2) Mary Hart. I'd like to see depression.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 4:58 PM 

3) Pat O'brien - he's pretty much already crashed and burned nicely.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 5:48 PM 

Anybody who's ever been on any reality show who's name is actually known by even one public citizen. Kill 'em all.

... and the next time some nobody loser is on the cover of TV guide because they ate bugs or dated a bachelor, I'm gonna launch WWIII.

I hate all celebrities today. Why? Because I never heard of any of them!

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 6:11 PM 

Britney Spears and Martha Stewart are at the top of my list.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 8:02 PM 

Pamela Anderson (the raunchier later day Loni Anderson)

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 8:33 PM 


owen !@#$% wilson. if he went into a coma, the kind you don't wake up from, it would save us all five stupid movies a year.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 9:41 PM 

Good pick, Gack. Nobody really talks about him much, when he comes to mind...

I got one: Tom Bergeron. The guy who does such highly acclaimed shows as Hollywood squares, America's Funniest Home Videos and Dancing with the Stars. This guy is ABC's version of Ryan Seacrest, just an older, less amusing one. I wish on him......a career destroying child molestation trial!

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 9:48 PM 

As long as we're needing to be spared from mind-numbing movies, let us throw Adam Sandler, Ben Affleck, and Ashton Kutcher upon the heap (and light it quickly). Use J Lo and Jessica Simpson for accelerant.

Also, any of those FAKE f'in promos, especially popular with shows like Fox NFL Pregame, that has four or five guys standing around like they're really talking and laughing - one of the them pointing and laughing at one of the others - like Kramer does to George as Merv Griffin. Talk about annoying!

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 10:42 PM 


must stick up for sandler and affleck, only because they are valuable in certain roles (sandler and "punch drunk love, affleck and "chasing amy" and "dazed and confused." send kutcher into the bin, though.)

i would also like to punish what's his name, the melrose place guy, for creating sex and the city. also the writers, and also the actresses, and more or less anyone who had anything to do with it. i know the series is over (thank GOD), but they should all still be punished retroactively. a co-worker was defending it one day, and she asked me why i hated it, so i asked her why she liked it, and she said because it was nice to hear women speak frankly the way women really do. to which i could only stand there, mouth agape, and then tell her that i can only wish/hope/pray that women do NOT talk like that when they are by themselves. co-worker says, "why, because the dialogue is frank?" and i said, "no, i like frank dialogue. what i can't stand is cutesy dialogue."

seriously. you can tell the writers of that show that that they were so clever, but they were not. and worse, the actresses delivered the lines like THEY thought it was clever, which meant that they all laughed at each other's stupid little jokes.

ARRRRRRRGH.

/rant.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 10:44 PM 


that that = thought that.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 10:51 PM 

The OC cast, crew & anyone who watches that bullcrap!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 10:57 PM 

Well, if we're including entire shows - virtually anything ever produced by the WB. Annoying

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:00 PM 

Does that guy with the question marks all over his clothes that pimps the book on how to take advantage of free government money programs count as a celebrity?

Also, Uma Pemmaraju

Jimmy
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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:05 PM 

Tom Bergeron?
Ryan Seacrest?
Ben Affleck?
Ashton Kutcher?

..... Who?

OC? Is he a football player... like OJ (who I'd never heard of either until he killed people)?

Thank God, I was born when I was, when famous people were actually well-known. I'm gonna go watch the Pistons play hockey now...see ya around.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:09 PM 

Matthew Lesko! He does have balls, if nothing else.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:23 PM 

Annoying balls, but balls all the same, I'll concede.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:26 PM 

His boys need a house.

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:27 PM 

The fact that no one has mentioned Oprah would seem to indicate that folks are successfully purging her from their consciousness. Surprised

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:29 PM 

..or her lackey DR. FREAKIN' PHIL


OK, KING of annoying. No? I rest my case. Mad Wink

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:30 PM 

..or her lackey DR. FREAKIN' PHIL


OK, KING of annoying. No? I rest my case. Mad Wink

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PostPosted: September 21, 2005 11:37 PM 

I've heard nothing but bad things, but the one, maybe two times I've seen or heard her, she didn't do anything memorable or out of the ordinary... so I'll just keep believing what I hear and continue staying as far away as I can.

I'm not the type to slow down and gawk at auto accidents, smell bad milk, or search Google for Tom Cruise jumping up and down on a couch.

I have no first hand knowledge of Oprah, good or bad.

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