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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 11:54 PM 

Movie Idea (3)(last):
Seinfeld plays a SWAT cop, captain, who is, of course, an excellent shot. At this one asssignment, a crazed high school student holding other students at gun point, the captain makes a mistake that nearly ruins his career. At the assignment, he sets his sights on the target from a roof top across the street. He draws down on the target, a 15 year old angle dusted freak boy, and right at the point of the trigor pull, a student football player attempts to overpower the armed freak. The bullet is projected, and the high school jock is shot dead. Everyone freezes, just in time for other SWAT team members to get inside to the freak student. The captain,(character Seinfeld), breaks his weapon; goes under a bar for days; portrayed on news as a screw-up; but, gets out of his slump by influencing inner-city youth to avoid violence and do homework; and out of the slump by taking out major illegal weapons dealers,(more SWAT stuff-pin-point shooting stuff-repelling-etc...)
These suggestions are contrast to Seinfeld's "goody-two-shoes" act that is still shown on t.v.,(here in S.F.Ca.).
This may have a good effect for a project.
It may have a good effect in society.
sfcabrnl

joe blow
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 5:45 AM 

Movie Idea:

a lonley loser that posts stupid things on a seinfeld board finds a tall building. He then takes an elevator to the opervation deck gets on the ledge AND JUMPS.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 5:54 AM 

Well you see...the thing about spsfcabrnl is that.....he's an idiot.

Maestro
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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 7:27 AM 

hahaha

Maestro
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PostPosted: April 15, 2005 7:30 AM 

Question: Would a Seinfeld movie be a succes? Think about the three Hunter movies. They were a Hit! Great movie, Hunter was older, everybody on the show is also older. I think it's possible. But they must have a good writer. I'ts essential.

bold adventure
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 3:31 AM 

I was wondering if the show will come back??? I think its about time that they all get back together for a 10th season....has anyone heard any gossip????

close talker
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 4:37 AM 

I was wondering if the show will come back???

I sure as hell hope not! Anytime a good show tries to come back or make a movie, it sucks.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 11:44 AM 

From an interview with Billy Bush (the idiot)
regarding ever coming back to make another television show.

Billy: Why not? All champions like to come back and retain their glory.

Jerry: And then what do you see? Sugar Ray Leonard on his ass, right?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 8:34 PM 

Jimmy's boss looks a lot like Sugar Ray Leonard... you know, black hair... brown eyes... the whole thing. He must get that all the time.

PIG MAN
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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 9:37 PM 

That Holyfield's got a great body don't ya think??

Bookman
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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 9:50 PM 

I once saw Holyfield in a store window. He was wearing a G-string and one of those bras with points.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 10:21 PM 

You know... they say ears have less fat, but you eat more of it.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 21, 2005 10:27 PM 

I would say that the hardest part of being a cannibal would be getting some really deep sleep, wouldn't you say?

Gack
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PostPosted: April 24, 2005 8:48 PM 


Q: Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A: They taste funny.

Corn rules!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 24, 2005 10:16 PM 

Corn is now the number one commodity in America.

Bookman
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PostPosted: April 24, 2005 10:42 PM 

You know why? Because people like to say "corn."

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 25, 2005 12:14 AM 

You know it must be impossible for a heavy metal fan to order corn, and not get Korn.

"I wanted Corn! That's Korn! Don't you know the difference between Korn and Corn?!? You listen to Korn after the Corn!"

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 25, 2005 6:07 AM 

Alright, that's it for us.... you've been great!

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 25, 2005 9:27 AM 

That was a classic exchange. If it went on any longer, I would have bought myself a recliner with a fridge built right into it.

jack
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PostPosted: April 25, 2005 4:38 PM 

Laughing



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