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Steve Provost







PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:16 PM 

Idea (1):
Seinfeld as an evil, power hungry, international trillion-aire, who bleeds the country for money at the ATM's. His evil plan is foiled by a gov. computer crime unit, and evil Seinfeld turns the ATM's
into laser-beam, killing machines. He holds the country for ransome, until he is laser'ed off by a miniature ATM sent to his lair as a present. Much exploitive sex, killings, hedonism, and cursing.
Idea (2):
Seinfeld plays a leader of a future-like street gang. The gang overthrows the U.S. gov., and declares Marshall Law, which means citizens must not be on the streets during the day; and by night, everyone is subject to be shot; for 40 days and 40 nights. Until the population is lowered, and the gang can gain entrance into Fort Knocks(x?spelling).

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:43 PM 

Next time, you might want to break the Prozacs in half.

Gack
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:44 PM 


Decrease your medication, guy.

Figure out what will kill you, and then back it off a little bit.

Gack
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:45 PM 


holy crap, gendison!

great minds, yeah? even though mine really makes no sense.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:45 PM 

Actually, find out what will kill you, and take a little extra just in case.

Gendison
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:47 PM 

No, yours was good. It's a Jerry.

Gack
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:49 PM 


i think it would have worked better if i'd suggested he increase his medication. but that wouldn't make sense anyway. guy obviously needs to be introduced to be friend, mr. ritalin.

Gack
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PostPosted: April 12, 2005 10:50 PM 


be friend = my friend.

maybe i'm the one who needs the ritalin. i'm in such a drug mood. morphine, i would absolutely love some morphine.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 12:29 PM 

Steve, may The Lopper find you sometime tonight after driving in your car and stepping on a suprise filled condom. I hate to pull quotes from other places but, "This is horrible, this idea" (Office Space) I know I'll b punished somehow for that but I think we've reached a new low with this thread so all bets are off. It was a maaadhouse!!

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: April 13, 2005 8:47 PM 

What is with you and seinfeld references?!? Where do you think you are? Who are you? What are you doing here? This ain't no Seinfeld forum.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: April 14, 2005 9:06 AM 

I'm lost and I don't even know the way home Exclamation point



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