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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: June 23, 2005 8:39 AM 

Ok let me know if this topic has been done already- I'm new around here and somewhat of a cockeyed optomist...
Many an episode had involved the gang going to the movies or just discussing movies. 99% of these movies are fake (made-up). I wonder if we can get a list of all the fake movies. I'll start it off:

Deathblow
Cry Cry Again
Sack Lunch
Chunnel

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 9:43 AM 

I suggested such a topic when I was new, too, a few months back. And I'm STILL carrying the emotional scars as a result of the backlash... Wink

Jay Reimenschneider
Superman

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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 9:44 AM 

Prognosis Negative; Checkmate; Rochelle Rochelle; The Other Side of Darkness; The Pain and The Yearning; Betrayed; The Muted Heart; Plan 9 From Outer-Space


If any of these are real; they shouldn't have been made anyway.

Jay Reimenschneider
Superman

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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 9:48 AM 

...and Moops, for the Sein-snobs that want to ridicule people for talking about a topic which they discussed three years ago, despite the fact they are free to ignore the threads that don't interest them and have a "veteran discussion" on their own, then, in the words of Mr. Dalrymple - To hell with them.

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 9:55 AM 

To be fair about it, Jay, I wasn't exactly ridiculed or even raked over the coals. It was just politely pointed out to me this wasn't exactly an original notion. I was merely exaggerating for effect, but you get the picture... Wink

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 10:07 AM 

I'll add Firestorm, Cupid's Rifle, Mountain
High, Chow Fun, Agent Zero, Brown-Eyed Girl

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 10:28 AM 

Ponce De Leon.
Maybe this is a dumb thread...

Quote of the day: "The washer fluid is not fine!"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 11:42 AM 

Go to hell? Been there but the heat, my God the heat, was too much to take. Came back here instead. Rethinking the one-way ticket, though. Smile Of course there are new members and there are...new members.

Means to an End. I saw it with three of my friends - Skillet Face, Moon Face, and Horse Face.

For anyone too lazy to think of more, they can review this thread. Some already mentioned are there, as well as some mentioned which are actually real movies.

Old thread

Gack
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PostPosted: June 23, 2005 9:39 PM 


Firestorm and Plan 9 are both real movies. I also thought Plan 9 was an imaginary one, but was later proven wrong.

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 3:13 PM 

Where is the guy who made a website about the Seinfeld movie's ??????????

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 3:14 PM 

Agent Zero
Blame it on the Rain
Blimp: The Hindenberg Story
Brown-Eyed Girl
Checkmate
Chow Fun
Chunnel
Cold Fusion
Cry, Cry Again
Cupid's Rifle
Death Blow
Extreme Measures
Firestorm
Means to an End
Mountain High
The Muted Heart
Ponce de Leon
Prognosis Negative
Rochelle, Rochelle
Sack Lunch
The Other Side of Darkness

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 3:17 PM 

Where is the guy who made the movie Death Blow, you coud vote on it on yahoo. That's what I know.

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 3:20 PM 

Death Blow exists!! http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/death_blow/

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 3:21 PM 

She thought she knew about justice - until she became the victim. She thought the law protected the innocent - until it protected the guilty. She thought the criminal would be imprisoned - until she became the real prisoner.

Did anyone see this one?

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: June 25, 2005 3:23 PM 

Maybe a case for Jackie.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: June 26, 2005 8:33 AM 

Coming to this site lately is like turning on the TV and seeing nothing but John Wayne movies on every channel.

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SOMEONE PLEASE SHOOT JIMMY!!

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: June 26, 2005 11:16 AM 

Crazy Jimmy wants to put the kybosh on the inanity.

Sing it, sister!

dustbuster
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PostPosted: June 27, 2005 9:14 AM 

from SeinFAQ:

3.8 What "fake" movies have the characters seen?

-Agent Zero [The Pool Guy]
-Barcelona [The Engagement]
-Blame it on the Rain [The Calzone]
-Brown-Eyed Girl [The Pool Guy]
-Blimp-The Hindenburg Story [The Puerto Rican Day]
-Checkmate [The Pool Guy]
-Checkmate [The Movie]
-Chunnel [The Pool Guy]
-Chow Fun [The Pool Guy]
-Cry, Cry Again [The Little Kicks]
-Cupid's Rifle [The Pool Guy]
-Death Blow [The Little Kicks]
-Firestorm [The Pool Guy]
-Means to an End [The Calzone]
-Mountain High [The Pool Guy]
-The Muted Heart [The Engagement]
-The Pain and the Yearning [The Comeback]
-Ponce De Leon [The Dog]
-Prognosis Negative (Curiously 'Prognosis Negative' was the
name of an unproduced screenplay written by Larry David) [The Dog]
-The Other Side of Darkness [The Comeback]
-Rochelle, Rochelle [The Movie]
(Note: There is a real film called Rachel, Rachel. Paul Newman’s
directorial debut about a spinster who breaks out of her shell after
finding love. There may be some sort of connection.
-Sack Lunch [The English Patient]

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 27, 2005 9:20 AM 

What did I tell you about bring outside condiments in here?

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: June 27, 2005 9:47 AM 

Or outside cucumbers?

The It Girl
Sidler

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PostPosted: June 27, 2005 7:20 PM 

Yeah well, maybe if you didn't lick your fingers before you reached in the bag we would've eaten some. Serves you right.

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