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My Cousin Vinny

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J. Chiles

PostPosted: October 18, 2004 11:44 AM 

Hey did anyone notice that "My Cousin Vinny" was aired several times over the weekend? I's still never watched it, so I gave it a look. Some funny stuff, certain aspects of which reminded me of certain Seinfeld moments. Wonder if there were any common writers.

AND, it co-stars Marisa Tomei.

She's an Oscah Winnah!

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: October 18, 2004 12:10 PM 

Marisa is hot, the dark hair, the full lips.

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 18, 2004 4:16 PM 

It's an awesome movie, and now that you meantion it, it does have a Seinfeldian elelment to it. Besides the fact Marisa is in it, and she is at her scorching hot best, too. She's so damn sexy, everything about her, her voice, her body, her lips, her hair, her body, her attititude, her was the question again?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 18, 2004 4:49 PM 

You're making me jealous. I'm gonna think you like her more than you like me.


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PostPosted: October 19, 2004 6:24 AM 

Jimmy thinks it moved! Shocked


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PostPosted: October 19, 2004 6:41 AM 

Vinny: How could it take you five minutes to cook your grits, when it takes the entire grit-eating world, twenty minutes?

Mr. Tipton (alarmed): I don't know. I'm a fast cook, I guess!


Judge Haller: What is a yoot?

J. Chiles

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PostPosted: October 19, 2004 11:07 AM 

Let's see, an ass kickin or 200 dollahs. I dunno. I could use a good ass-kickin, I gotta be honest witch you. But, ehhhh, I'll take da 200.


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PostPosted: October 19, 2004 1:51 PM 

this isn't entirely accurate, since i haven't seen the film in some time, but i love, LOVE the rant pesci goes on when marissa starts giving him a hard time about marriage.

Vinny: Lisa, I don't need this. I swear to God, I do not need this right now. I got a judge that's just achin' to throw me in jail. An idiot, who wants to fight me for two hundred dollars. I got no money, a dress code problem. I ain't slept in five days!Slaughtered pigs! Giant loud whistles! Plus, a little murder case, which in the balance, holds the life of two innocent kids. Not to mention your (STOMP STOMP STOMP!) biological clock! My career! Your life! Our marriage! And what else can we pile on? Is there anymore sh*t we could pile on to the top of the outcome of this trial? ... (pauses)... Is it possible!!??!!

Mona Lisa: Maybe it was a bad time to bring it up.

Keith Hernandez

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PostPosted: October 21, 2004 7:13 PM 

It's a great movie. I always crack up when I see Joe Pesci dive across the air to punch someone in the face. Laughing

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: August 30, 2005 6:25 PM 

My favorite parts were when Marisa had the technical conversation with Vinny in the bed about the leaky faucet.
Then there was the big discussion at the court (positraction, first time I ever heard of that word).
I also liked the judge his Southern drawl, laid back compsure.
Judge: Did you just say yoot?
Vinny: Yeah, two yoots.
Judge: What is a 'yoot'?

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 3:04 AM 

Filmed near where I live. I've been in the
Sac' O' Suds. It's not really called the sack of suds.


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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 8:52 AM 

Tom's Suds?

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 10:34 AM 

I joost watch Edward-eh Scissor-eh Hand-eh. That Johhny Depp.... he make-eh me cry!

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: September 1, 2005 11:31 AM 

Are we to believe that boiling water soaks into a grit faster in your kitchen than in any other place on the face of the earth? Or perhaps the laws of physics cease to exist on your stove! Where they magic grits?

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: September 7, 2005 3:43 PM 


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