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PostPosted: October 15, 2004 5:23 PM 

Hey, check out my script here

It's about four or five from the top. It's not finished yet. Tell me what you think.

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 15, 2004 5:24 PM 

The script is called Steinfeld.

kramer
Sidler

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PostPosted: October 15, 2004 7:22 PM 

You seem to have forgot to include any jokes, comedy or humor in your script. It sounds a lot like a Seinfeld show, except there was nothing funny. I'm not trying to be rude, I really didn't get it. Rolling Eyes Confused

Jimmy


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PostPosted: October 17, 2004 1:24 AM 

That's GOTTA hurt!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 17, 2004 1:38 AM 

No matter WHERE you're from.

Shmuyger
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 20, 2004 12:51 PM 

Well I thought it was really funny and amazing. You suck. Sorry.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 20, 2004 1:44 PM 

Puts me in mind of a response that might have come from J.D. Clampett:

"Pitiful. Just pitiful"

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 20, 2004 2:12 PM 

Why are you telling him he sucks if you like his script??? That's peculiar.
Unless you are the author of the script (it was posted anonomously), in which case you better learn to take criticism without telling people they suck. How are you gonna mae it in this business if you can't take it. Notice how few people responded to this thread, and the few responses were negative. Probably because EVERYONE thought it sucked but figured they'd be nice and spare your feelings. That's why I didn't respond until I read your last post. Basically, YOU STINK!

kramer
Sidler

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PostPosted: October 20, 2004 4:31 PM 

Gendison, I think Shmuyger was claiming that I sucked. I guess if my opinion is different than his than I suck. Which means to mean that he sucks. Only a complete loser feels that his opinion has got to be right. All I know about him is that he feels only his opinion is right and he actually thought that script was not only really funny, but also amazing. That is two good reasons to never listen to him. (In my opinion Wink )

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 20, 2004 7:15 PM 

K-Man, I know that he probably was reffering to you. Read my message again, I was saying that he if he can't take criticism, etc...I agree with both your messages so far.

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: October 22, 2004 2:27 PM 


too bad "ellen" didn't turn out to have the last name degeneres. might have actually made it funny.

TV Exec
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 12:50 PM 

This script has just been accepted by NBC to be the first episode of the new season of Seinfeld, who is returning for one more year.

So screw you. loseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeers.

MU HA HA HA

Sorry.

I'm only a little kid.

kramer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 12:53 PM 

I just reread your script and I realize it was amazing I was wrong at first. Sorry for what I said. I'm really one big doody.



kramer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 12:54 PM 

Also, did you guys see what Chris Meknown said about it! Yeah that's right.


SWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!


Sincerely yours,
King of the Doodies.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 24, 2004 1:33 PM 

Hehe!!!! Face it. It's not a script, it's a piece of shit. "First episode of the new season of Seinfeld"...HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

kramer
Sidler

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 2:44 PM 

well Gendison, now I know what it feels like to have someone post on here using your name.
It wouldn't have hurt so bad except they called me one big doody... Crying or Very Sad

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 4:31 PM 

Yeah, but anyone who knows you at all can tell that wasn't you posting. I think we should have a minumum age requirement of, like....6.

FDR
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 11:47 PM 

Yeah, I knew it was faked. Don't worry Gendison and Kramer, I'm on your side. Wink It's funny, you really do start to get to know the most frequent posters on this site --Stanthekaddy, vegetably lasagna, gendison, kramer...

It seems like there are more and more stupid or fake threads--the new "200 free mp3's" one, or have you seen those stupid threads where the author just said that he thinks hilary duff is hot ---is there some way to delete these?

FDR
Assistant to the Traveling Secretary

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PostPosted: October 25, 2004 11:57 PM 

(...J.Chiles -- my apologies for neglecting your name from the brief "most frequent posters" list certainly wasn't all-inclusive. I always enjoy your comments)

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 26, 2004 12:07 AM 

Egregious, scandalous, salacious, OUTRAGEOUS!



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