SEINFELD BLOG

Was the lead singer of a rock band.

Enjoying a successful solo career.

Have my own clothing line.

Married to another rocker.

Blond.

Gwen Stefani

Well, successful's a judgement call, but she's going solo. Yep

I wonder if my clues were vague enough to be challenging or was it too easy?

I know almost nothing about contemporary music/musicians/singers of any kind, but I knew those things about Gwen Stefani.

So....... .........Is that it?

I got nothin'.

Is a short, stocky, bald man.

With no job, and no money.

Who lives with his parents.

Doesn't approach strange women.

That could be any of us.

Speak for yourself there, Curly, though you probably did!

I murdered my wife and got away with it.

I've been an actor since 1939.

I played a cold-blooded murderer in a famous movie.

I starred in a hit TV show with a cockatoo.

Jail turned my hair white.

The answer is obviously either William Shatner or OJ.

There's someone on the wing......some.....thiiiing!

Jackie, you forgot the third obvious choice....

Assuming that I am correct, and I assume that I can assume such you little rascal, you, how about this one?

I'm British
I have, at various times, been a useless junky
I've impregnated an unknown number of young girls and pay support for about one tenth of the resulting off-spring
I'm not as talented as I once was but my talent was overestimated in my best years, anyway
I now live mainly off of royalties because I mostly squandered all I earned in the day and my current efforts are decidedly lame
I look like warmed over death, which is actually a marginal improvement over how I looked 30 years ago
My name is NOT Keith Richards

Try narrowing that one down.

I do have an additional clue in the wings if folks are wholly stumped.

Let's not jump the gun, Jackie. I'm still waiting for the correct answer. It isn't William Shatner or O.J. (Hint: If he's been an actor since 1939, he's at least 67 years old, which rules out O.J. And Shatner's earliest acting credit is in the 1950s.)

I thought the little rascal reference clearly implied Robert Blake. It was so easy a question that I thought it rather curish to answer correctly. Who wants to be labeled as a cur, a cad, or a bounder? Yes, a bounder.

As such, the only gun jumped was the one Blake said he left at the bar.

F*ckit, I've got to get my pet goldfish neutered. The correct answer is.... Robert Blake.

Now for my guess to Jackie's quiz. My first thought was David Bowie, but then what were the odds he'd had sex with a woman.

My guess: Rod Stewart.

Sorry, though, I hope you didn't spend too much time researching that Shatner's earliest credit is in the 1950's. That's got ta hurt, I don't care where you're from.

In other words, I didn't seriously think that anyone was taking this thread seriously. Seriously.

Since when is having fun serious?

So now you're taking my serious references seriously? Carry on, have your fun.

I was going along, having fun playing Frogger, and Jackie pulls the plug out of the holes in the middle of a game.