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PostPosted: January 4, 2004 8:55 PM 

Did you ever have an idea for a Seinfeld episode? If you always wanted to be a writer for Seinfeld or if you every thought that your ideas for an episode are funnier than the main Seinfeld writers, then share your ideas here. This will be fun.

I am look forward to seeing what everybody comes up with.

The Junior Mint
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 4, 2004 8:59 PM 

Here's a cool idea: Even though Pendent publishing is one of Elaine's past jobs, it comes to her attention that Mr Lippman was into copyright infrindgement and plagarized some old books. The FBI starts questioning her, but the whold time, she thinks they are after her because she lied on last years taxes. LOL

The Junior Mint
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 4, 2004 9:00 PM 

Here's a cool idea: Even though Pendent publishing is one of Elaine's past jobs, it comes to her attention that Mr Lippman was into copyright infrindgement and plagarized some old books. The FBI starts questioning her, but the whold time, she thinks they are after her because she lied on last years taxes. LOL


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PostPosted: January 4, 2004 9:56 PM 

Here's one idea...
ONe of the Kramer's new girlfriends works at Cable-TV company and Kramer asks her if he could come and watch how the whole thing works. She agrees and Kramer comes to her work. As usual some mischief happens and Kramer unplugs and plugs some cables, which results in normal movie chanales to switch with adult chanal.
At the same time Jerry was asked by his neighbour to babysit for her young kid. The both watching some movie on cable and when Kramer stuff up chanales kids mother comes in and sees Jerry & the kid watching porn.
Also at the same time George watching movie at his parants place and when the chanels are switched he gets into it, but than of course his mother comes in again.
Also at the same time... Ellain dates a guy who loves to make love when the porn chanels are on. Him and Ellain make love and watch porn at the smae time, and when the switch is made and some good movie starts he suddenly stops in his love making, grabs pop corn and starts watching movie.

well this is just the core idea for the movie climax, of course there would be some other bits and pieces.
Please tell me what you think.

Looking Forward to the Triangles
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 9:41 AM 

BADNEWS, Are you sure you are not a former writer of Seinfeld. That's COOL and really FUNNY!

Silly David Puddy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 11:19 AM 

George gets tired of working for Kreuger and decides that he is going to follow in his father's footsteps to become a chef.

George decides that since his Frank Costanza was such a talented chef, that he does not need school and starts lying on his resume about the restaurants he works for. So, since all the backgrond checking makes George a liar, the only restaurant that hires George is an Indian restaurant and they will pay well. However, George gets sick of all the Indian spices and starts adding regular American spices to the Indian dishes hoping that nobody would notice. He adds pepper, garlic, and even Italian spices such as oregano. The Indian dining customers LOVE his cooking and when people ask him what's his secret, he never tells.

THEN, an Indian restaurant critique eats and all hell breaks lose. You fill in the rest from there...


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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 11:29 AM 

Looking Forward to the Triangles,
thanx for your feedback.
I wish I was a writer for Seinfeld! Wink

Georgy Porgy
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 11:33 AM 

George becomes a chef! I can see that happening.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 11:59 AM 

Since, there was an episode with Elaine's father making a cameo (which stunk), I thought a cameo from Elaine's mother would be even funnier.

Elaine's mother looks just like her and she has ALL the same mannerisms as Elaine (pushing people saying "Get Out" for example) and about 90% of their dispositions are the same.

Now, Kramer, Jerry, and George see where she gets her disposition from and see Elaine as older. Also, Elaine's mother got married to a guy just like David Puddy and Elaine starts questioning her future love and family life.

I live in Del Boca Vista
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 4:38 PM 

Kramer joins a new multilevel marketing company that sells car parts and thinks they are going to be big.

He tries to convince Jerry to join under him and then suggest that George join under Jerry.

Kramer insists that Bob Sakamano is making lots of money under him.

George is offended that Jerry would be on top of him in the pyramid.

Jerry declines telling Kramer that it is a scam and a pyramid scheme, but Kramer is persistent (as usual).

George tells Kramer that he will only join if HE is under Kramer and not Jerry.

George invests the non-refundable initial fee of $340 and finds that he has to spend $600 just to purchase the samples since the $340 did not cover it. And he has to spend $450 for the airfare just to fly to the meeting.

Jerry says I told you so.

junior mint
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 5, 2004 8:03 PM 

Newman finds out that he has a twin brother who was separated at birth. He is skinny and is married with children and is a successful lawyer, but he has the same evil disposition that made Jerry hate Newman. Now, for one week, Jerry must deal with two Newmans.

The Painting
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 6, 2004 9:10 AM 

Jerry decides it is time to take his Superman collection to the next level. He goes to hobby and collection shops to purchase everything and anything having to do with Superman.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 6, 2004 5:04 PM 

Kenny Banya comes back in and tells Jerry that he found out his cousin is none other than Jim Carey and that Jim Carey will get Jerry gigs in New York, Las Vegas, Miami, and New Orleans. Jerry likes the idea of performing in those cities, but is torn between a rock and a hard place having to live and travel with Banya.

That's Gold Jerry, Gold!

Uncle Leo the Zodiac
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 12, 2004 9:05 AM 

Jerry meets a very attractive woman and starts dating her. He finds out that her father went to school with Morty and they wrestled against each other in high school. The girlfriend's father used to date Helen and Morty forbids Jerry from dating her. Jerry is so attracted to her that he argues with his father,

Marcelo Kramer
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 17, 2004 11:07 PM 

I dreamt one night that i was in a seinfeld episode and that jerry was in fact superman, so i thought how bout an episode where we see jerry asleep then we go into his dream and he is superman... with all the powers etc and the super villain he has to go against is newman of course etc etc... newmans sidekicks are banya and crazy joe debola, and jerrys sidekicks of course are elaine, kramer and a porno star called Buck Wink

bill k

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PostPosted: January 18, 2004 12:25 AM 

that idea w/ the father wrestling morty is fantastic. that would have been an unbelievable

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: March 18, 2004 4:50 PM 


Jerry has gotten a new girlfriend, but he is not very happy with her after a while. George also has a new girlfriend and he doesn't care much for her either. Jerry on the rother hand, finds George's girlfriend very attractive, and George finds Jerry's girlfriend very attractive... Now they have to come up with a plan to "switch" girlfriends. (maybe Kramer comes in and he is introduced to both of the girls, who immediatly are very attracted to him. The girls are friends from before, and they ask Kramer in a sexy way: "Are u up for a threesome". He makes his common "yeah i'm hot" moves/facial expressions, and walks out the door with both the girls or something. Jerry and George are just sitting there watching them walk out, Kramer blinking and crashes in the door, J & G look at each other and say "He's superman!"

By the way: PANKB PICTURES RULEZ! I hope they will make Seinfeld episodes again!

seinfeld fan
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: May 18, 2004 8:56 PM 

i dont wanna critize, but some of these ideas have been used already, just in different situations, but i'd love to hear some more, people might have some wild ideas out there.

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