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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 3:56 AM 

A few days ago my brother came home. He came out of the closet. He said I'm gay.
My father was eating something, he almost choked on it. Thanks to me, I did the heimlich-manouvre on him, but he didn't saw it like that. He said to me: Boy, you too? Doesn't anyody here in the room love women?
And my sister said: I love women.

Maestro
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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 3:57 AM 

For the record, I'm not gay. Not that there is anything wrong with it.


Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 4:12 AM 

Not that there is anything wrong with that

winger rules
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 6:11 AM 

"And my sister said: I love women" Nothing wrong with that, as long as she is hot! Wink

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 10:21 AM 

Oh, there's something wrong with that.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 10:23 AM 

Good luck with alllllll that.

Bookman
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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 12:16 PM 

Very gay. Extraordinarily gay. Steeped in gayness.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 12:18 PM 

His father's gay.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 1:35 PM 

It's those damn culats from when he was five! Bought in the girl's department. It looked like he was wearing a skirt, for crying out loud!

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 24, 2005 2:01 PM 

That's a shame.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 12:27 AM 

He came out? Well, put him back in!

Gendison
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 5:09 AM 

Maybe he just needed some air.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 7:07 AM 

(nodding) I can see that.

Maestro
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 12:18 PM 

Did anybody noticed how big this closet is?

Who made this closet??
You wanna know why it's such a big closet?

Bookman
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 12:50 PM 

It just seems bigger becasue of all the hooks. You've replaced the hangers, the bars, the shelves with a series of hooks. You've put everything on hooks.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 1:21 PM 

They share their clothing. The closet should be half that size.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 1:24 PM 

What do I need a bigger closet for?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 4:51 PM 

Exactly. You've made my point.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 5:08 PM 

I still don't understand what that means.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 7:07 PM 

I think it means we should go to Reggies.

Mookie
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PostPosted: October 25, 2005 7:25 PM 

Reggie's? I dunno... it just sounds so bleak. Laughing

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