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PostPosted: October 26, 2005 4:21 AM 

What's your number one quote?

Scott
Low-Talker

Posts: 3

Reply: 1



PostPosted: October 30, 2005 3:05 AM 

Jerry: Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find, and I'm real scared.

Feldman (from next door)
Low-Talker

Posts: 3

Reply: 2



PostPosted: October 30, 2005 3:08 AM 

Jerry: Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find, and I'm real scared.

Gene
Hipster Dufus

Posts: 48

Reply: 3



PostPosted: October 30, 2005 10:31 AM 

Jerry: Knowing you is like going into the jungle. I never know what I'm going to find, and I'm real scared.

todd gakk
Low-Talker

Posts: 1

Reply: 4



PostPosted: October 30, 2005 1:14 PM 

GEORGE: (gleeful) Hehee. W..we could be like the Gatsbys. Didn't they always
like, you know, a bunch of people around, and they were all best friends?

JERRY: That doesn't sound right.

Enteman
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 5



PostPosted: October 31, 2005 12:11 AM 

Kramer: I bought a Chicken
George: Allow me....Why?
Kramer: For cage free farm fresh eggs
Jerry: Allow me......WHAT ARE YOU AN IDIOT??

hahahahahahah

Brayden
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 6



PostPosted: October 31, 2005 12:13 AM 

George: I always look annoyed. Yeah, when you look annoyed all the time,people think your busy. Think about it.

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 7



PostPosted: November 28, 2005 4:47 PM 

Ah, shut the #@**%# UP!

Jack-Booted Thug
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 8



PostPosted: November 30, 2005 1:00 PM 

"No, we just saw the same monkey!"

Yev Kassem
Wigmaster

Posts: 852

Reply: 9



PostPosted: December 1, 2005 10:52 AM 

Number one quote? Maybe worlds greatest quote... Rolling Eyes

...If you want the legroom say you want the legroom! Don't blame the mechanism!!

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 10



PostPosted: December 2, 2005 2:46 PM 

I still gotta go with :

Ah, shut the #@**%# UP!

There are so many applications without even leaving this site....

HateTheDrake
Pigman

Posts: 411

Reply: 11



PostPosted: December 2, 2005 3:28 PM 

"I can't get over how comfortable this blazer is."

Oh my bad we're still doing Seinfeld. And if anyone knows where that is from, you are a winnah.

Curly
Son of Dad

Posts: 1410

Reply: 12



PostPosted: December 4, 2005 11:09 AM 

GEORGE: It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring.

JERRY: It's not like that at all.

From "The Nose Job."

Cantstanjya
Master of my Domain

Posts: 95

Reply: 13



PostPosted: December 6, 2005 5:10 PM 

The Sea was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli.

gets me every time.

Joseph Puglia
Low-Talker

Posts: 18

Reply: 14



PostPosted: December 10, 2005 7:57 PM 

The buffet, that's the real ordeal, eh Clarence?

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 15



PostPosted: December 11, 2005 9:39 AM 

Elaine: "Hey Jerry I want to suck your dick."

Curly
Son of Dad

Posts: 1410

Reply: 16



PostPosted: December 12, 2005 5:32 AM 

That was an interesting choice for the Stooges.

The Lopper
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 17



PostPosted: December 14, 2005 3:21 PM 

[i]You look like you could use a solid meal at a nice resturant.[/i]

Jerry: [b]...............you like you could use a..[/b]

Elaine: [i][b]Jerry![/b][/i]

Curly
Son of Dad

Posts: 1410

Reply: 18



PostPosted: December 15, 2005 6:07 AM 

Pretend we're talking.

We are talking.

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

Posts: 2285

Reply: 19



PostPosted: December 15, 2005 1:11 PM 

"Yeah, you better give me the insurance 'cause I'm gonna beat the *hell* outta this thing!" Laughing

Cosmo 87
Rabid Anti-Dentite

Posts: 266

Reply: 20



PostPosted: December 15, 2005 9:36 PM 

Matches. Big long matches.

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