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Ok, one more stab at it.

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Cosmo Kramer







PostPosted: June 2, 2004 11:18 PM 

One more try.

What is the deal with “Spring Cleaning”.

Why does everyone feel like that is the best time to clean? I understand that everything is “new” so we should clean to make our crap look new. God forbid that we clean in the summer!

Wouldn’t the winter be the best time to clean? Think about it. In the fall all of the leaves turn beautiful colors then fall to the ground. So why not clean when all of the leaves fall to the ground. If you don’t then when “spring cleaning” comes around those leaves are all mildewed and rotten and smell like shit! Of course you need to clean then, but come on didn’t your mother ever tell you to clean once you make the mess?

Speaking of making the mess… Mother Nature caused the damn mess. Mother Nature needs to do what other damn mothers do when they mess shit up. CLEAN IT UP! Mother Nature is a bitch! Mess shit up and expects us to clean it up! I guess that is why you never hear of father nature. I would divorce a bitch that messed up and kept making me have to clean it up!

Gack
Wigmaster

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PostPosted: June 3, 2004 8:42 AM 


who are you? andrew dice clay?

Tinker Bell
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: June 3, 2004 10:02 PM 

I thought we were supposed to talk Seinfeld, not rant about some weird personal pet peeve that has nothing to do with our best "TV friends." (Yes, we know they are characters, but it's something we enjoy and makes us feel good. So is Vodka. Get it?) Let's keep things in "Sein-language" please folks!

grease monkey
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 10:51 AM 

you suck.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 12:13 PM 

But then, another contender emerges....

Jose
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 12:31 PM 

The Mother Nature bit is way over the top, I would heckle you if I was in the audience Rolling Eyes

thebubbleboy
Hipster Dufus

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PostPosted: June 4, 2004 12:50 PM 

Make sure that's the last "stab" you ever take....that was horrendous.



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