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What is the deal with “Spring Cleaning”.
Why does everyone feel like that is the best time to clean? I understand that everything is “new” so we should clean to make our crap look new. God forbid that we clean in the summer!
Wouldn’t the winter be the best time to clean? Think about it. In the fall all of the leaves turn beautiful colors then fall to the ground. So why not clean when all of the leaves fall to the ground. If you don’t then when “spring cleaning” comes around those leaves are all mildewed and rotten and smell like shit! Of course you need to clean then, but come on didn’t your mother ever tell you to clean once you make the mess?
Speaking of making the mess… Mother Nature caused the damn mess. Mother Nature needs to do what other damn mothers do when they mess shit up. CLEAN IT UP! Mother Nature is a bitch! Mess shit up and expects us to clean it up! I guess that is why you never hear of father nature. I would divorce a bitch that messed up and kept making me have to clean it up!