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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 2:09 PM 

I'm going to give Julia's new show a decent shot. Although i doubt i'll enjoy it, I do wish her commercial success.

Plus she's looking hotter than ever. someone mentioned on this forum how they love bangs....who was that?....ridiculous.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 2:23 PM 

Easy, big fellow..

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 3:57 PM 

Julia, you think you've got another success in you. You think if you keep at it, yougo down in history as a one-hit wonder. Why don't you just give up? Let's face it--if it hasn't happened, it isn't gonna happen.

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 4:00 PM 

Where's that edit button? "... yougo down in history as a one-hit wonder" should read "you won't go down in history as a one-hit wonder." I hate it when that happens.

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 4:38 PM 

Bookman's right. It is a mildly amusing show in paces but mostly Christine is just sort of Elaine, only more pitiful, desperate, and not so graciously aging (actually almost gross when viewed under the light on the porch). Anyone who thinks Elaine is still hot or, even worse, more hot than ever, needs to go out buy either a whore, or a pair of glasses. Or, maybe just go out, period.

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 5:02 PM 

Well, i already got the glasses, so i guess i better get the whore....i'll be back.

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 5:39 PM 

Julia just came from "Tap" and she's all, "wooo!"

Still looking for that next big break... Laughing

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 6:11 PM 

Maybe she should do a show about how Jerry Seinfeld is the devil!

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 6:33 PM 

She should just give up.... well that's what Bookman says!

Mookie
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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 7:26 PM 

Soooo, Susan's dead...

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 9:17 PM 

I've got a great idea for a show. Now, don't dismiss. You're all very quick to dismiss.

Julia plays herself. She's famous for having played "Elaine" on the mega-hit "Seinfeld," but now everybody thinks of her as "Elaine." Julia is sick of being typecast as "Elaine," thought of as "Elaine," to the point where she actually starts to hate the character. We'll call the new show "I'm Julia!" or "I'm Not Elaine!" We'll pitch it to HBO because she can say the F-word.

What do you think?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 9:55 PM 

I refer you to the interiews on the DVD's. Nice idea but, like so many others, IT'S BEEN DONE! Very Happy Smile Confused Sad Crying or Very Sad

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 10:27 PM 

I think you need more sleep... Laughing

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 10:34 PM 

OK, try this. We'll give the show to Jason Alexander. He's sick of being typecast as "George".......

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PostPosted: March 20, 2006 10:50 PM 

... and Jason looks the same on the porch as he does inside. Wink

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PostPosted: March 21, 2006 6:15 AM 

If Elaine says the F word, there's no telling what Elaine's Ass might do.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 21, 2006 11:02 AM 

Any self respecting man would not adopt a moniker for himself such as "Elaine's Ass"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 21, 2006 11:28 AM 

To wit

(well, maybe half of one)

Jimmy


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PostPosted: March 21, 2006 2:33 PM 

I think Julia should be cloned (and mass-produced), rapidly aged to 32-33 years old, then sold online.

But that's just me.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: March 21, 2006 5:12 PM 

EVEN Jimmy, huh?

Well, professor, even if you subscribe to the "even" theory, ole Jimmy is talking about the age she WAS when shooting , the SEINFELD shows, NOT the Christine shows, where is is now a worn hag. Hello!!

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PostPosted: March 21, 2006 5:25 PM 

Check out her look in the clip advertising the show where she says "what happened to my panties?". Talk about worn and scary. I nearly refunded on that viewing. Sad, really.

And "I had a hair arrow pointing to my C-section scars". (?) Please. The visual of that alone may well preclude watching a second show. The best thing they can do is mercifully close down that set - quickly, and quietly for Juila's sake.

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