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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: January 9, 2006 12:24 PM 

Jerry- I broke up with her because she blew her nose and put the used tissue in her pocket- it's like a germ incubator!

Elaine- Of course Putty is too stupid to be sponge-worthy, but I found a black market sponge dealer on 96th street.

Kramer- Yeah, me and Newman are starting our own religion- there's a lot of lost people out there, Jerry.

George- Bald is as bald does.

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 12:25 PM 

George- I'm obsessed with breasts- if I was a woman I'd never get out of the house.

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 12:36 PM 

Leave well enough alone.

Some things are better left unsaid.

Smile

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 12:38 PM 

Yev, the germ incubator and breast obsession ones I've heard before, somewhere. Does one of your various aliases include "forgettable standup comedian on Comedy Central"?

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 1:08 PM 

First of all I don't have "various aliases". I played around ONE f*cking time (and admitted it was me unlike other people I'm sure). I understand you have issues with this, Jackie, but for the love of God man! Get over it. Rolling Eyes

What do you think, I'm doing material here? I'm trying to come up with a thread that will be entertaining and long lasting. The site's been a bore lately and I'm trying to be part of the solution.

So to answer your question, as far as I know these fictitious quotes are original as I sat here thinking them up this morning.


Now where was I...

Jackie- This thread is ludicrous, despicable, insufferable, pitiful!

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 1:47 PM 

There you go with the eye rolling again....not a fan of the eye rolling.

To quote Sgt. Hulka...Lighten up Francis!

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 1:49 PM 

Insofar as originality is an issue...methinks you've fallen victim to the Elaine/Ziggy Syndrome Cool

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:12 PM 

Any of you guys call me soup nazi, and I'll kill you!

Oh all right, maybe I'm a little edgy (the wife's been stingy with the you-know-what lately and I guess I'm a little backed up) Mad

You may have a point there about the Ziggy thing. Sometimes I see/read/watch stuff and sometimes I hear voices... can't always tell them apart. Smile

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:29 PM 

Anyway, these ideas are all in the air...

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:41 PM 

REEERR!!

I'd probably have to go with Jackie on this one. Some things are best left unsaid. But I gotta commend you, Yev, or Soup Nazi, or whatever, for at least trying to inject some flavour in this place. So the spirit of being nice:

Kramer - She's got everything I've ever wanted in another human being....except for the walking.

Jerry: Better than dating a leper.


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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:45 PM 

Hey, a few of these lepers walking around and, suddenly, I'm not looking so bad!

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:48 PM 

But I still have more... Sad

Marla- Singing in the choir? Organ pumper? I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with those terms.

Kramer- Jerry, I borrowed your toothbrush to scrub between my toes, you know, that STUFF that collects there- you want it back?

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:55 PM 

George: Yeah, conjugal visit sex...that is happening.

Jerry: Yeah, well, so is sodomy after.

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 2:59 PM 

Actually, CJ- The premise (in my mind if not stated in the thread) [there go those voices again] was not to substitute actual lines in a dialog- it was just single one liners by themselves.

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 3:12 PM 

Ohhhh, I see....well in that case, I want no part of this thread.

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 3:29 PM 

You're looking for the "responses that could have been" thread...

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 5:38 PM 

Dial 9 Merlin

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 5:49 PM 

... and when it was excited, instead of TINY, it said Ticonderoga, New York.

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 8:06 PM 

...so I had to kill him, and now the polce are lookin' for me...

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 9:30 PM 

how about this.......I move to China and disappear into a sea of people....

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PostPosted: January 9, 2006 10:26 PM 

... I said "Balzac." "Balzac," you idiot.

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