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Mookie
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 Posted: October 6, 2012 3:56 PM |
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I don’t know if you all should sit for this or not. Sitting is good if you faint... but standing is good for jumping up and down. I can’t decide.
What would you all say if I told you that...
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Jimmy
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| Posted: October 7, 2012 9:42 AM |
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Now, this is remarkable. I'm lounging, and yet, my pants remain perfectly creased. |
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Chandler
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| Posted: October 7, 2012 11:41 AM |
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Oh, you’re the one that likes that commercial! 100% Cotton Dockers. If they’re not Dockers, they’re just pants. |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 8, 2012 8:49 PM |
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Wait a second. Jimmy... if you're here, and Chandler is also here, then who's watching the factory? |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 9, 2012 12:00 AM |
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1.5 hours to go now. Set your DVRs if they aren't already. |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 9, 2012 12:03 AM |
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Actually... 4.5 hours to go starting.... NOW!! |
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Tony Mimbo
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| Posted: October 9, 2012 1:47 PM |
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Mookie, the factory is in Sweden.... |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 9, 2012 6:01 PM |
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I know Sweden. They’re neutral. |
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Sonichu
Assman
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| Posted: October 9, 2012 6:12 PM |
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Wait you mean Hagen daz is not Dutch |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
Posts: 2285
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| Posted: October 10, 2012 12:56 AM |
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Häagen-Dazs is now the number one ice cream in America. You know why? Because people like to say "Häagen-Dazs".
"Excuse me, do you have any Häagen-Dazs?" "We need more Häagen-Dazs." "Where is the Häagen-Dazs? No Häagen-Dazs?"
You know, it must be impossible for a Dutch person to order ice cream and not get Häagen-Dazs. [angrily] "I wanted ice cream, not Häagen-Dazs!"
Alright... that's it for me. G'nite everybody! |
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Tony Mimbo
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| Posted: October 10, 2012 1:06 AM |
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It's only 10:00pm here, I know it's tomorrow there where your at, but I don't eat my ice cream until 11:00 then I go to sleep.I have one tuna sandwich for tomorrow were going rock climbing 3 of us I hope every thing goes fine! |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 10, 2012 2:29 AM |
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Tuna? What about the dolphin thing? They're dying in the nets. |
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Curly
Son of Dad
Posts: 1410
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| Posted: October 10, 2012 1:08 PM |
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I'll have the tuna. [returns menu] |
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Jimmy
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| Posted: October 10, 2012 3:40 PM |
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Well, I'm satisfied. |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 11, 2012 1:00 AM |
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Well, it sounds like you've adjusted to the Dockers. |
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Jimmy
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| Posted: October 11, 2012 10:11 AM |
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Wellll, I wouldn't go as far as that (pants hanging on hook).
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Curly
Son of Dad
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| Posted: October 11, 2012 12:57 PM |
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He dresses according to his moods. He calls this one "Squad Car Sunrise." |
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Curly
Son of Dad
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| Posted: October 11, 2012 12:59 PM |
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Wait a minute. That should be "undresses. You see -
Forget it. |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
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| Posted: October 11, 2012 7:00 PM |
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[eating meatball sub] too much sauce... [grabs Jimmy's Dockers off wall hook and wipes sauce from around mouth] |
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Tony Mimbo
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| Posted: October 11, 2012 10:46 PM |
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These debates are making me thirsty! |
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Mookie
Magnificent Bastard
Posts: 2285
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| Posted: October 14, 2012 10:28 AM |
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Snapple? |
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