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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 6:59 PM 

Okay, lets say Paris Hilton, as the spoiled, ditzy, sleazy person whom we all know her as now, and the video, never existed. Now let's say you walked into a drug store and she (not being a hotel heiress, or anyone famous, but exactly the same in every other way) is standing in the greeting card isle looking through birthday cards. Would you think she was hot and want to trow her a bone? Remember, you're only seeing her... and for the very first time, so forget everything you know.

And please, spare me the "she's too young" routine. Only dirty old men allowed!

Me? I'd try to get close and cop a whiff. Although some pictures I've seen of her without her makeup are pretty scary... but I wouldn't know any of that in this hypothetical situation. I could definitely drive her home.

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 11:01 PM 

I doubt I'd notice her. I live in California, so I see hot-looking chicks everywhere I go. She'd just be a bony-ass blonde chick.

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 11:58 PM 

Well, yeah.... I've seen chicks in my neighborhood I've thought were better looking.... (but too much is never enough in my book).

It'd just be interesting to find out if guys, who think she's hot, think that only because of who she is, or because of how she actually looks. I think guys like Courtney Cox because she's a celebrity. I'd never notice her standing behind me in line at the grocery store if she wasn't famous. Eeeek!

(starts running the cold water in the shower...) Shocked

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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 12:01 AM 

Damn! That cold shower line was written before the Courtney cox part was added. So, no.... I don't need a cold shower after talking about Courtney Cox. Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: October 4, 2005 6:36 PM 

Paris is one dirty ass broad. I would not doubt a night in the sack with her would lead to crabs. You can't fumigate that stuff either.

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PostPosted: October 4, 2005 6:53 PM 

Yeah, but they're Paris Hilton crabs. She's crab-worthy.

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PostPosted: October 4, 2005 7:00 PM 

I'll tell you who's crab worthy. Kim Basinger. I'd be all over that still. What...why are you all looking at me like that?

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PostPosted: October 4, 2005 7:01 PM 

If I was going to nit-pick I'd say I'm more attracted to "meatier" women...Not "big" women, but you know, somoene who isn't built like an 11 year old boy (not that there's anything wrong with that...actually there is...whatevah)...But if I was in a bar, or a store, or at a friend's place and was introduced to her or ran into her, would I consider spending at least a night with her? Absolutely. Also, remember, most girls get 35% better looking when they're...um...looking up at you.

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PostPosted: October 4, 2005 7:09 PM 

Drake, I agree on Kimmy B. Still envious of "Garth"! Smile

Funny, my SON said almost the exact same thing about Hilton - something on the order of "you'd have to keep a bottle of A200 sauce at the ready"! Smile

Me? If I weren't married, I'd probably do her in the middle of Central Park and allow an hour or so for a crowd to form.

Still, she's what Rodney Dangerfield would have called a double-bagger. You need a bag over your own head in case the one over hers falls off.

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PostPosted: October 4, 2005 7:16 PM 

How 'bout Loni Anderson?

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PostPosted: October 5, 2005 12:35 PM 

Yeah, but I forgot the top. The very best. What I would cut off my pinky toe for.
Suzanne Sommers. Any era any day any time.
We're gonna need some more coffee here!!

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 1:45 PM 

There's a topic: The most beautiful women in their prime (from any era). Hard to imagine, but in 1960, Liz Taylor would've been one sweet ride. Ingrid Bergman in 1940. Jean Harlow in 1930. Face down, ass up.

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 2:25 PM 

Sophia Loren : In her trailer, during the shooting of "Don Quixote Man of La Mancha". Game over.

Marilyn Monroe: The number one reason(no disrespect to the "Splendid Splinter") why we need cryogenics. There still could have been hope.

Kim Novak: Do I need to explain?

Demi Moore: This woman I am convinced is a demon in the sack. She'd have you crying for yo momma.

Kim Basinger: She was already a hottie, now she's one of the ultimate MILFS. Good Lord.

Don't want to be a hog, who's got more?


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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 2:26 PM 

Sohia Loren was hot. There's a classic picture of her checking out Jayne Mansfield's (i think) rack. Jayne was awesome too.

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 2:28 PM 

Here it is. This is a CLASSIC.

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 2:32 PM 

Sophia is thinking, "One day, you're gonna choke to death on those things."

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 4:57 PM 

That is now my new screen background. HR be damned!! Very Happy

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 6:08 PM 

Can't help but think of Phil Hartman (I miss that bastard) doing his "Sinatra Group" on SNL.

"Next issue - Rita Hayworth or Ava Gardner, who would you rather nail? I disqualify myself, because I've done 'em both."

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 6:19 PM 

Don’t forget to add Lana Turner to the list of classics. Purported to swing both ways, if you catch my drift, she was supposedly most fond of, I believe they call it, the ménage.

Today, I find Catherine Zeta hard to beat, but not hard to beat to. Wink

At any rate, these women all bring Paris down to about the level of her chihuahua.

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 6:44 PM 

Barbara Eden all the way for me! Doesn't get much hotter than her when she was young.

I agree with Rita Hayworth too. She was smokin!

I Googled Caterine Zeta. She's okay... but she just looked like any other nice-looking chick at the mall.

Angelina Jolie looks like Bugs Bunny when he wore the dress and makeup. How can any man kiss her without thinking he's kissing Jon Voight's buck-toothed, rabbit mouth? Two thumbs down.

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PostPosted: October 7, 2005 7:08 PM 

Yes, Jeannie!!! Talk about boyhood dreams....

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