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Maestro







PostPosted: February 14, 2006 2:47 PM 

Is peanot bĂștter a dairy product?
60 million dollar question!!!

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 5:49 PM 

It's "butter," isn't it? It must be dairy.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 7:41 PM 

That is the DUMBEST thing I have ever heard.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 8:38 PM 

But, with that, you stand corrected.

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 10:15 PM 

Rolling Eyes

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 10:17 PM 

Thank you, Bookman, I was about to do the same.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: February 14, 2006 11:13 PM 

That's a shame.

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 15, 2006 1:15 PM 

BTW, Maestro, where'd you get this bit? I saw it recently on TV as I was channel-surfing. I don't remember whether it was a sitcom (likely) or a movie or what.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 12:51 AM 

Listen to this idea... a restaurant that serves only peanut butter and jelly out of the jar with my disgusting index fingers... (only hot chicks allowed)

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: February 16, 2006 6:09 AM 

THAT'S an IDEA?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 18, 2006 9:06 PM 

Did you say "THAT"S an idea"... or "That's an IDEA?"

Bookman
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PostPosted: February 18, 2006 10:05 PM 

That's an idea.

Mookie
Magnificent Bastard

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PostPosted: February 18, 2006 11:30 PM 

Never heard of peanot bu'tter! Never heard of it! True story! True story! Razz

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 19, 2006 4:30 AM 

Mookie....... I didn't think you'd show.

Maestro
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: February 19, 2006 6:57 AM 

I saw it on tv too, it was a sitcom!

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: February 19, 2006 7:46 AM 

It's butter that you put on a peanut. Using a very small knife, of course. It's quite delicious.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 20, 2006 1:53 AM 

Peanut butter jars should have much wider openings... like Tupperware casserole containers... so I can scoop out a large spatula full to eat in front of the TV.

I mean... do people actually insert skinny little knives into peanut butter jars... and bother to spread it on other things? Rolling Eyes

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: February 20, 2006 5:19 AM 

Yes, in the eternal quest for the perfect peanut butter and jelly sandwich, calling for the perfect ratio between peanut butter and jelly. Otherwise, you might as well put your whole face in that container.

Gendison
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PostPosted: February 20, 2006 10:07 AM 

How about this. Peanutbutter and jelly in the same container.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: February 20, 2006 8:07 PM 

That's been done... and whoever did it should be imprisoned.

Gendison
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PostPosted: February 20, 2006 10:03 PM 

Yeah but have you ever had it in an ostrich burger?

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