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rio







PostPosted: March 15, 2004 9:49 AM 

My favorite one, though not shown in syndication, is in The Reverse Peephole Read the script of The Reverse Peephole Download the full epiosde video of The Reverse Peephole Discuss The Reverse Peephole . At Joe Mayo's party, he walks up to the one girl and goes:
"You probably can't tell this just by looking at me, but I can run really fast."
Does anyone remember this?? Does any one have another favorite pickup line from the show?

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PostPosted: March 15, 2004 10:52 AM 

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PostPosted: March 15, 2004 11:40 AM 

Tennis anyone?

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PostPosted: March 16, 2004 6:17 AM 

Actually, Jerry's line about being a fast runner is in 'The Strike.'

However, I do also like what he really says in 'The Reverse Peephole,' which is, "Hi, I'm Jerry. How do you like my pants?"

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PostPosted: March 16, 2004 9:47 AM 

Oh really?... at which point in The Strike does he say that?

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PostPosted: March 16, 2004 11:03 AM 

In the opening scene, at Whatley's party. Jerry breaks free from Elaine (thus leaving her at the hands of Denim Vest) to go and talk to Gwen. Their exchange goes:

Jerry: Hi, I'm Jerry.
Gwen: Hi.
Jerry: You might not know it to look at me, but I can run really, really fast.

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 2:43 PM 

i used the fast runner thing at a party once...hilarious :p

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 2:50 PM 

"You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England"

Jerry, in The Nose Job Read the script of The Nose Job Download the full epiosde video of The Nose Job Discuss The Nose Job

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PostPosted: March 30, 2004 3:16 PM 

You see, we are collectors. When we see objects of great beauty, we must have them.

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PostPosted: March 31, 2004 4:20 AM 

not sure if this is a pickup line, but..

Guy on the Street: You're probably one of those women who don't like to give out their phone numbers.

Elaine: No I'm not. Here you go.

I love that.

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