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PostPosted: December 17, 2004 11:33 PM 

What is the name of the song that plays in the episode when George fakes being handicapped? It was something like "I work 9 to 5 again..." anybody know????

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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 1:33 AM 

TThat would be the theme from the Greatest American Hero.

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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 3:39 AM 

It was "My Baby Takes The Morning Train" by Sheena Easton


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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 5:32 AM 

MR. THOMASSOULO: But your cane's on the wrong side.

GEORGE: Oh well, that's, uh, that ís just because we're, uh, standing on opposite sides.


GEORGE: Yeah, see, uh, when we met, I was over there and, uh, you were over here, so the image, uh, the image was reversed, like, uh, like in the mirror.

(They walk over to a mirrored wall.)

GEORGE: See? This looks right to you, doesn't it?

MR. THOMASSOULO: Uh, yeah, I guess.

GEORGE: (passes cane from right to left and back a few times) But, see here. Right. Wrong. Right. Wrong. Right. Right. Wrong.....

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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 12:02 PM 

I'll see you in hell, Costanza.

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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 12:26 PM 

Are you a religious man, MR. THOMASSOULO?

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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 12:37 PM 

Want to play hardball, huh? Attention now, Play Now employees! George Costanza's handicapped bathroom is now open on the 16th floor to all employees... and their families.

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PostPosted: December 18, 2004 2:01 PM 

...well played.

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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 12:44 AM 

Eat hickory!

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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 12:48 AM 

Get the bikes!!!

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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 1:59 AM 

Oh, Yeah?


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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 2:35 AM 

How about I do you a favor upside your head?


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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 4:15 AM 

Whatcha got there, the 4-volt? HA! I did you a favor.

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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 2:26 PM 

Mr. Thomassoulo picked the wrong man to hire because he was fake-handicapped.


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PostPosted: December 19, 2004 5:08 PM 

Okay... will somebody please just paste the whole script in here so we can be done with it. Rolling Eyes

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