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Yev Kassem







PostPosted: December 29, 2005 10:33 PM 

Ahhh... I got nothing. Confused

T Bone
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: December 30, 2005 4:58 PM 

I have no speech. I'm speechless. I'm without speech.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: December 30, 2005 5:51 PM 

The most frequently used porn quote is... "Ohhh, F*ck yeah!"

(so I'm told, anyway) Embarassed

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 30, 2005 9:26 PM 

Eliane does the upper west side.

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: December 31, 2005 7:27 AM 

I heard that that Buck Naked had some good porn quotes.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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Reply: 5



PostPosted: December 31, 2005 10:19 AM 

No, those are stock quotes.

PIG MAN
Anti-Dentite

Posts: 225

Reply: 6



PostPosted: December 31, 2005 1:21 PM 

Now is the sex real or simulated with that Buck Naked character?

Bela Lugosi Jr.
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: December 31, 2005 4:20 PM 

Dirk Diggler. Still the best porno name ever.

Also, Stan Lubrick.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 1, 2006 12:07 PM 

Jenna Talia.

Bela Lugosi Jr.
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 1, 2006 7:28 PM 

Monica Mayhem, Misty Rain, Arianna Jollee, Naudia Nyce, Alex Badboys, Julian St. Jox... All real ones.

They're not so inventive anymore with these aliases, that's a shame... But American porn sucks anyway.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 1, 2006 8:53 PM 

Hungarian porn... that's the shit! Razz

(so, I'm told..)

Curly
Son of Dad

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PostPosted: January 2, 2006 5:46 AM 

I understand there's even porn on the internet. Anybody know abou this?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 2, 2006 8:42 AM 

I'm sorry, I'm not familiar with that term.

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: January 2, 2006 10:23 AM 

my favorite is "backend friends"

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: January 2, 2006 10:48 AM 

"The Pelican in my Briefs"

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

Reply: 15



PostPosted: January 2, 2006 1:01 PM 

Jimmy and I are going to see Brokeback Mountain.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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Reply: 16



PostPosted: January 3, 2006 11:03 AM 

"Shaving Ryan's Privates"

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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Reply: 17



PostPosted: January 3, 2006 11:27 AM 

There's a girl who I work with who is named April Walls. I can't help but laugh. A name like that's gotta be porn!

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 3:44 PM 

Iva Redbush

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 5:09 PM 

Fonda Dix

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: January 3, 2006 5:15 PM 

Buster Hymen

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