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Jimmy







PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:28 AM 

Maybe Stan fell asleep on one of his bitches, and he was dumped in Lake Ontario.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 10:39 AM 

That's what I was going to say.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 11:05 AM 

Stan's gone? I had no idea.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 12:00 PM 

Maybe he's "hitting the links" at Westchester CC.

Joe's Fruit Stand
Sidler

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 2:30 PM 

I think he joined Greenpeace. You know, those people they attack the whalers out on the open sea.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 2:33 PM 

You want to know what happened to Stan? Alright, I'll tell you. He was ticked off. About the posts. Yeah, that's right. About the posts.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 5:57 PM 

Jimmy's pretty sure someone left him behind the cushion of a chair....................... accidentally.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 17, 2005 6:00 PM 

He licked himself and left the room.

Ramon
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 11:55 AM 

I'm pretty sure that he's hopped a steamship to Sweden...

...and it was a BIG one.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

Posts: 551

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 1:09 PM 

He's in jail. He's a bootlegga. He was offering up copies of Death Blow on the street.

Anonymous
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 4:34 PM 

stan gone out on a high note Shocked


or ate too much non-fat yoghurt.... Very Happy

DRS
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 4:46 PM 

my female friend told me this: we want in my appartment, then yada yada, never heard of him again

Kman214
Low-Talker

Posts: 13

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 8:31 PM 

Stan became a marine biologists... It takes lost of studying for some people

VegetableLasagna
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 8:32 PM 

Well, he updated the blog entries, so he isn't in Lake Ontario Very Happy

I didn't want to make a whole topic devoted to me, so I'll stick this in here. I haven't been around cause I'm visiting family in Maryland right now. I don't use the computer down here much. I'll be back to normal starting this Friday, and am expecting the Penske file on my desk, with complete summaries of what's been going on while I've been gone.

P.S.

P.S. Maybe if I had left for long enough I could've gotten one of these topics. Then i would've felt important. Wink

Kman214
Low-Talker

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 8:38 PM 

Clearly it's an automatic update every nine days since it's the exact same from the 10th... I actually have no idea Confused

Eric The Clown
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 8:44 PM 

Stan went shopping for some shoes for the wedding and yada yada yada..see him in six to eight months

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 18, 2005 9:48 PM 

He's The Assman. He's busy going after Wilt Chamberlain's record.

HateTheDrake
Pigman

Posts: 411

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PostPosted: April 19, 2005 5:02 PM 

1. Lupus?! Was it Lupus that killed Stan?!!
2. The Lopper made a house call
3. Killed by shrapnel from exploding bubble-boy casing
4. Arrested bootlegging movies
5. Trying to regather the cast of Murphy Brown for one last fling
6. I knew it wasn't Berkowitz!!
7. Slipped on urine in a Del Boca Vista clubhouse shower and lying comatose awaiting word for whether or not to pull the plug
8. Off on a quest to zing some old heckler.
9. Just trying to get his car out of a "nee'r do well" parking lot facility.
10. Left this earth due to hypothermia from a broken hot tub.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 19, 2005 7:56 PM 

VegetableLasagna? He's an idiot. He doesn't mean anything to us.

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 19, 2005 8:59 PM 

he can hearrr you.

(Going for a foreign rrrrolling "r" thing there).

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 20, 2005 12:06 PM 

Poor old Stan has got a polyp in the duodenum.

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