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HateTheDrake







PostPosted: January 13, 2006 4:45 PM 

Dilemma- A dilemma is a problem offering two solutions, neither of which is acceptable

This problem reminds me of something George and Jerry would get mixed up. My friend is
having an affair with a married woman with two children. She is a lawyer and in her mid thirties. He is in his early twenties. This is a whole other problem in itself.

This woman is lavishing him with gifts and does not want a serious relationship. Then she found out about me. Now she wants to take us both to Cancun this April to have "fun". This is insane.

This woman wants to take me on shopping sprees now and says her fantasy is to "have fun" with the both of us on the beach at the same time. Which my friend and I are vehemently against.

PROBLEM: He has no commitment to her at all and plans on paying her absolutely no attention if this Cancun thing happens. I will pay her no attention either. She will obviously be furious. We'd both would be chasing the freshly-tanned spring break girls around. While she sat at the hotel livid. We would basically be getting a free trip to Cancun(on top of everything else) at this woman's financial and emotional expense.

I have my vices and I'm no angel, but I really did not plan on having the scarlet letter "A" branded on me until I reached my 40's or so when it is considered more acceptable. JK. Further this woman already sounds a little off and there's no telling what she will do if we spurn her advances down there. I keep seeing myself stranded in Cancun.

However...What kind of fool would pass this up?! This is the holy grail of encounters!
George would be gone!!! Getting his This woman is going to do whatever I wish for her to do and purchase whatever I wish. Further if she is that stupid to take two guys she hardly knows on shopping sprees and affair sprees who am I to stand in her way. She's grown and she's knows what she's doing so why not let it ride?!!

At this point we are leaning heavily toward going. The only thing holding my conscienseless friend back is the thought of being temporarily stranded. Of course we could afford to get back, but it would be a huge hassl,e if not impossible, trying to find tickets at the last minute.

Your thoughts please...

Bookman
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:11 PM 

You know there is an unusual number of people in this country having sex with AMPUTEES!.......

The morality of this should be obvious, so maybe you should give it some more thought. But while you're thining about that, think about this. It would be one thing if you and she were both from out-of-town, your eyes meeting by chance across a crowded hat store. But if she lives in your area, then her husband does too. He might be much bigger than you. He might have very large buddies. He might own a gun. She could be like Glen Close in Fatal Attraction.

All signs point to No.

Bookman
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:16 PM 

Edit button: "thining" in line 3 should be "thinking."

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:44 PM 

It's not complicaterd. You're homosexual if you even have doubts about going.

Fag alert!

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:51 PM 

Don't become one of those guys who will someday have a daughter and suddenly think that strippers are too young to watch. Rolling Eyes

All of my friends from ten years ago would be better off dead now. I can't even be around them anymore. It's really sad.

Mookie
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 5:54 PM 

A story like that's *gotta* be true! To the Idiotmobile...

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 6:15 PM 

First off, I don't know why you'd want to go to Cancun to chase girls, when you got a perfectly willing girl just sitting in the barn.

Unless you're a casanova or something, your chances of getting laid by a complete stranger is pretty slim.

And by the way, affairs are common. Ever heard of ashley-madison?

Anyway, if you don't have a strong enough relationship with your friend that you can't poke a woman at the same time without feeling awkward, wait outside the room until he does his thing, then it's your turn. If you're really feeling weird, "shotgun" a hole and stick with it.

But if your only fear is being stranded in Cancun, then i'd say you got nothing to worry about. Just think, this woman is a neglected wife who just needs some lovin'. Do you really think that if she's willing to pay for an entire trip to Cancun, that she'll be that quick to leave you there? Even if you decide to ignore her (crazy), I don't think she'll leave you there. Plus, if all she needs is someone to get funky with, there are plenty of guys in Cancun who would be ready and willing (again, why you would not want to be that guy is beyond me). If you ignore her, i'm sure she'll find someone else there.


J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 6:24 PM 

Sorry, I am of no help. I can't relate to the eighth grade anymore?

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 7:29 PM 

But wouldn't this fit right into the "Ask Jackie" column?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 8:03 PM 

Fit, as in Kramer fitting into this dungarees?

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 8:07 PM 

So what are you saying, Jimmy, that your friends grew up?

Bookman
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 8:21 PM 

This just in from my buddy, Jules: You remember Antoine Rockamora? Half-black, half-Samoan, used to call him Tony Rocky Horror? Well, Marsellus f*cked his ass up good. And word around the campfire: it was on account of Marsellus Wallace's wife.... He gave her a foot massage. Marcellus sent a couple of guys over to his place. They took him out on the patio of his apartment, threw his ass over the balcony. Nigger fell four stories. They had this garden at the bottom, enclosed in glass, like one of them greenhouses--nigger fell through that. Since then, he's kinda developed a speech impediment.

Mookie
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PostPosted: January 13, 2006 11:58 PM 

I love Bookman. His fanciful narratives always take me away...

Bookman
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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 12:18 AM 

The n-word isn't in my own vocab, but when I quote a movie like Pulp Fiction, I don't censor.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 1:26 AM 

"Grew up?" What does that mean?

If that means working week long, then coming home and working around the house and yard all weekend long, then watching grown men in matching pajamas fondle each other over inflatable rubber balls while yelling at the TV like little children, then going to bed and trying to have sex with their rejecting fat wives....

I'd rather kill myself. Laughing

"Go to Cancun and pound the bitch, already!"

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 1:57 AM 

matching pajamas? That's perverse.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 3:29 AM 

Well... they are, of course, numbered if that makes it any less confusing (sparing Jackie the "eye roll" face that he's not a fan of).

Jimmy


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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 3:41 AM 

How did you go from a whopping 19 posts to 21 posts... while I'm still at 1 post? You must have connections with Stan.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 11:05 AM 

I got that the matching jp's had numbers but I suppose the "perverse" reference was too obtuse elicit and eye roll (you were right to save one, anyway).

Who cares about numbers, aren't we all words people? 19 to 21? How about 4,000+ to 19? Oh yeah, I have an in alright. (another spared eye roll) Wink Confused

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: January 14, 2006 11:17 AM 

I got that the matching jp's had numbers but I suppose the "perverse" reference was too obtuse elicit and eye roll (you were right to save one, anyway).

Should read:

I got that the matching jp's had numbers but I suppose the "perverse" reference was too obtuse NOT to elicit an eye roll (you were right to save one, anyway).

If I did have an in, my demand for a post editor would have been met!
Wink

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: January 18, 2006 11:55 AM 

I'm goin in April. BTW turn off the fag alert. It's too loud and I'm trying to sleep. The only reason that I would even possibly ignore her is that she isn't that hot. I should have mentioned that. The only thing that's hot is that she's married. So it's the whole forbidden thing that's the turn on. If she was gorgeous this would not be an issue.

She had a business trip this past weekend and at the last moment had a limo come pick my friend up, flew him to New York ($700) and stayed with him at a four star hotel. He called me from New York laughing hysterically. The bastard didn't invite me. He pulled another Seinfeld move and ordered a massage, manicure, pedicure.

yeah giddyup I'm goin.

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