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Mookie







PostPosted: September 8, 2007 11:22 PM 

We all know the man was caught playing fiddly fingers in an airport men's room but a few reports on local news here in L.A. have labeled this as a sex sting.

Does anyone know if the cop in the next stall was actually on-duty and planted there to catch the George Michaels of the world or did he just happen to be there giving birth when Craig strolled in looking to score?

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PostPosted: September 9, 2007 1:32 AM 

Or put another way:

Was the cop on-duty and in "sting" mode or was he off-duty and in "giving birth" mode?

Laughing

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PostPosted: September 9, 2007 2:52 AM 

Hey!... What STINKS in here!

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PostPosted: September 9, 2007 3:08 AM 

Oh, Larry Craig very nice man... he live on Paaahk Avenue!

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PostPosted: September 9, 2007 4:11 AM 

Did I mention he sucks dick....just thought i'd throw that out there. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PostPosted: September 9, 2007 5:10 AM 

Oh, you mean he's a little... "vrrrrrrrrr... vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr"

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PostPosted: September 9, 2007 5:30 PM 

He's not a little anything

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PostPosted: September 10, 2007 10:43 PM 

He's just an old NON gay Republican penis enthusiast.

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PostPosted: September 11, 2007 7:14 AM 

Ah, the N.G.R.P.E.

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PostPosted: September 11, 2007 8:46 AM 

We prefer to call it the Institute for toilet
etiquitte

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PostPosted: September 11, 2007 2:27 PM 

You and your toilets...

DecaturHeel
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PostPosted: September 28, 2007 1:09 PM 

That toilet has a flush like a jet engine.

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PostPosted: September 28, 2007 2:35 PM 

Personally, I think those people who have the nerve to actually shit in public restrooms are far more disgusting then two men having sex in one... but that's just me. When I see feet under stall doors, I bolt... I don't care how bad I gotta piss. Shit at home, you filthy maggots!


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PostPosted: September 29, 2007 7:45 AM 

I always thought I was the only one who felt that way. I almost peed my pants a couple times, trying to get to another bathroom.

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PostPosted: September 29, 2007 11:36 AM 

We're proud to hold it in... it builds character!

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PostPosted: September 29, 2007 9:45 PM 

and Uromisitisis.

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PostPosted: September 30, 2007 3:01 AM 

and Fecalmisitisis (also known as constipation).

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PostPosted: September 30, 2007 7:42 AM 

You could always use the wet and wild method.

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PostPosted: September 30, 2007 12:00 PM 

Maybe sone recommended Craig swing his arms when he craps. Having a Jimmy-leg only complicated things.

Sounds like a reasonable explanation is all I'm saying. Quick... someone call Frank Costanza's lawyer for him.

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PostPosted: September 30, 2007 1:13 PM 

Ok, now how could the word "someone" end up as "sone"? Well?! Well?!?!

Embarassed

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PostPosted: September 30, 2007 4:31 PM 

I thought it was supposed to be a cool and hip internet abbreviation. You know, like "n e 1" instead of "anyone"

Which, if you include the spaces, is almost the same amount of typing effort either way. Rolling Eyes

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