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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 8:56 AM 

In The Sniffing Accountant he's the pizza delivery guy that brings a pizza to Jerry's apartment. He starts sniffing when he stands near Kramer because he's allergic to the mohair sweater that Kramer is wearing. This causes the gang to realize that their accountant is not using drugs but he is also allergic to the sweater.

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PostPosted: March 24, 2004 8:58 AM 

*Knock on the door. It's pizzaguy*

Kramer: Hey, Ralph.

Jerry: Hi Ralph.

Ralph: What's up fellows? That'll be 14,30.

Jerry: All right.

Kramer: Mushrooms, you got mushrooms Jerry?

Jerry: Yeah.

*Ralph sniffs and rubs his eyes.*

Kramer: What's the matter? You've got a cold?

Ralph: No Kramer, what is this?

Kramer: It's a sweater.

Ralph: What's it made out of?

Kramer: I don't know, Jerry gave it to me.

Jerry: Mohair, I think.

Ralph: Mohair, that figures, I'm allergic to mohair.

Jerry: You mean you just started sniffing?

Ralph: Yeah, mohair does it to me every time.

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