*Knock on the door. It's pizzaguy*
Kramer: Hey, Ralph.
Jerry: Hi Ralph.
Ralph: What's up fellows? That'll be 14,30.
Jerry: All right.
Kramer: Mushrooms, you got mushrooms Jerry?
*Ralph sniffs and rubs his eyes.*
Kramer: What's the matter? You've got a cold?
Ralph: No Kramer, what is this?
Kramer: It's a sweater.
Ralph: What's it made out of?
Kramer: I don't know, Jerry gave it to me.
Jerry: Mohair, I think.
Ralph: Mohair, that figures, I'm allergic to mohair.
Jerry: You mean you just started sniffing?
Ralph: Yeah, mohair does it to me every time.