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Jimmy







PostPosted: December 26, 2004 7:08 PM 

Let's try something that we do a lot of anyway, but "taking it up a notch." Let's see how long we can reply to each other using "ONLY" quotes from the show, and see how far we can go... "like Thelma and Louise!" They don't have to be perfect, or exact, or even funny... just related to one another somehow, so that they make sense in relation to the previous post (starting with this one). We can change words (objects, names, pronouns, etc) but keep them obvious and as recognizable to the original as possible. Also, try to limit them to one character per post... not dialogue.

A good example of this can be seen in the "I'm bustin Jerry! Bustin!" thread (reply 6 through 13).

So, we're looking for the quotes. Gotta check to quotes. Love a good quote...

ocie
Germaphobe

Posts: 32

Reply: 1



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 7:48 PM 

"You're the only one I know
who's got the good stuff, and I need it bad, baby, cause I feel like I got bugs
crawling up my skin. Now you gotta help me out."

VegetableLasagna
Bubble Boy

Posts: 362

Reply: 2



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 8:04 PM 

"Who is this?"

rio
Latex Salesman

Posts: 347

Reply: 3



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 8:14 PM 

It's Ramone... I'm coming up.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 4



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 8:29 PM 

Well look who's here. That's the guy who sidelined Jimmy.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

Reply: 5



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 9:28 PM 

I don't want you to think anyone's going to treat you any differently, just because of your, uh, handicap... I'm sorry. Differently advantaged.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 6



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 9:40 PM 

Let's face it, Jimmy's always been handicapped. Jimmy's just now getting the recognition for it.

Bookman
Condo Board President

Posts: 2988

Reply: 7



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 9:46 PM 

This is our best model, the Cougar 9000. It's the Rolls Royce of wheelchairs. This is like... you're almost glad to be handicapped.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 8



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 9:53 PM 

Well it's comforting to know Jimmy'll be going straight to hell at no more than three miles an hour.

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 9



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 10:07 PM 

Now if you will kindly help me unwedge my front wheel, I'll be on my way.

DRS
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 10



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 10:23 PM 

Up there, i'm already gone

seven
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 11



PostPosted: December 26, 2004 11:43 PM 

well, i don't wanna see you here, here or here

DRS
Bob Sakamano

Posts: no

Reply: 12



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 1:02 AM 

well, that's really not fair

Jimmy


Posts: 5505

Reply: 13



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 1:33 AM 

So, what have you two come up with? Nothing?

Jerry Seinfeld
Cockeyed Optimist

Posts: 537

Reply: 14



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 4:32 AM 

Ready to go Lois?
Excuse me Lois. Stand back Lois.
Jimmy's in trouble Lois.

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 15



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 11:05 AM 

Open the package, Leo.

Jerry Seinfeld
Cockeyed Optimist

Posts: 537

Reply: 16



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 12:10 PM 


These Pretsels are making me thirsty!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

Posts: 3306

Reply: 17



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 12:13 PM 

Is that how you're going to say to it?

J. Chiles


Posts: 5139

Reply: 18



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 12:21 PM 

Are you talking to me?

can't stand ya
Hipster Dufus

Posts: 53

Reply: 19



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 12:41 PM 

Well, maybe, he was talking to me. Was you talking to him? Because you was obviously talking to one of us. So what is it? Who?! Who was you talking to?

lovin' every minute of it
Magnificent Bastard

Posts: 2065

Reply: 20



PostPosted: December 27, 2004 12:42 PM 

Or are you talkin' to him ?

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