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PIG MAN







PostPosted: April 30, 2005 10:00 PM 

Yesterday I found myself in a bind. I had no money in the form of bills,no gas, yet I desperately needed to go somewhere. So I rounded up 15 dollars in quarters and dimes, and pumped my self like what 5 gallons of gas?....damn it...anyways when I went to pay the cashier he angrily refused...saying I couldnt pay with that...I replied..."well its all i got man"..just like the K-man, and the guy threatened to call the police, yelling at me in spanish, and I just yelled back in jibberish..it was glorious. What real life Kramer experiences have you lived?...any as strange as this?

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 10:20 PM 

There's no come back for that.

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 10:20 PM 

I took a half-eaten banana back to the market and demanded a replacement. (I got it.) There's nothin' funny about that.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: April 30, 2005 10:39 PM 

Tell 'em about the shoving...

Marcelino
Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 12:15 PM 

you mean, you got restitution?

moops
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 12:18 PM 

Pig Man, baby, Pig Man! Very Happy

The Second Button
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 2:47 PM 

This isn t a Kramer but at my work I always pull a George from "The Hot Tub" and I act annoyed and people think i m busy.

"Yeah, when you look annoyed all the time, people think that you're busy" George

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 2:50 PM 

I've done the gas station thing before. Mine was all pennies maybe a nickel about $5.00 worth, cause I was flat broke at the time. The Indian woman looked at me absolutely disgusted. I gave a quick "it's all there" and tried to leave but she yelled and made me wait as she counted out all the change. I've run out of gas on the highway twice and about four times on city streets. Giddy-up again.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 3:54 PM 

Well, Jimmy's rushed out at 2:57 a.m. several times to buy alcohol with nickles and pennies.... but it's better than using it to buy gas like some loooser!

Bookman
Condo Board President

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 9:44 PM 

A gorilla at the zoo once threw something at me. (It missed, it wasn't a banana peel, and I didn't throw it back.) But he definitely started it.

cousin jeffrey
Vile Weed

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PostPosted: May 2, 2005 10:40 PM 

I once experimented with rick-shaws........didn't work. But the effort is what is important.

The Second Button
Germaphobe

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 7:17 AM 

"I'm out there Jerry, and I'm lovin' every minute of it!!"

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 7:25 AM 

Yes, and???? Your point is???

HateTheDrake
Pigman

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 12:18 PM 

I think he means he's gone commando before Gendison. No big whoop who hasn't. NEXT!!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 1:31 PM 

Exactly. I figured if that's what he was reffering to, that's not a "Kramer moment"...That's a "every guy on the face of the earth at one time or another" moment.

Jimmy


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PostPosted: May 3, 2005 4:11 PM 

Jimmy wears his underwear until it absolutely disintegrates.

Ramon
Bubble Boy

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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 12:34 PM 

well, often i sit.... and yearn.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 4, 2005 12:41 PM 

That's it, I'm out!

Gendison
Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: May 6, 2005 9:25 PM 

I here thee.

Denim Vest
Cockeyed Optimist

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PostPosted: May 8, 2005 8:37 AM 

Kramer Moments that I have:

1- I once electrocuted myself by trying to short circuit a breaker.
2- I would be first out of a "contest", prolly before I'm done typing.
3- I don't carry a wallet for the same reason he doesn't.
4- I hate clowns.
5- I'm commando right now.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: May 8, 2005 11:34 AM 

Nice comeback from electrocution.

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