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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 9:18 AM 

I am comparing Jerry to one of my friends in the reasons he breaks up with girls. Could someone give me a top 10 list of reasons that Jerry doesn't last with the girls he dates?

Thanks in advance

Wealthy Industrialist

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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 9:58 AM 

you couldn't figure out the worlds threory for yourself?

on a separate note, does anyone have the lyrics to that clever song George leaves on his answering machine? also, what is the tune it is set to? does anyone know where i can get a copy of that song? thanks.

Rabid Anti-Dentite

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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 11:42 AM 

Marcelino, when someone posts a new and interesting post, try to be helpful Rolling Eyes

Here are my picks, Mike, in decending order. There's certainly to be some wiggle room and disagreement here, but alas:

10) she had a fake leg (patty)
9) turned out to be his step-sister (brenda)
Cool her tongue was far too long (olivia)
7) exessive chest hair (luwanda)
6) her stomach kept calling him schmoopie (stephanie)
5) turned out to be gay (Jen)
4) She was too much of a neat freak (Tina)
3) Scooped her nibblets (Carly)
2) she ate kenny rogers chicken (Kendra)
1) Breasts were too big (Veronica)

stay outta the deep end

Yev Kassem

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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 11:59 AM 

My favorite was when he is dating that girl Kimberly and he realized she has balls and her name used to be Fred.

Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 26, 2005 3:15 PM 

she has MAN hands

Jay Crespi
Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 3:47 PM 

She eats her peas ONE at a time!


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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 5:03 PM 

She wasn't a cool guy. Laughing

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 5:50 PM 

There was one girlfriend that wore the same dress every time he met her. Even in old photos she had that thing on.



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PostPosted: July 27, 2005 9:30 PM 

Maybe she had a closet full of them... like Superman.

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Bob Sakamano

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 1:00 AM 

She is depraved...

Bad Breaker Upper

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PostPosted: July 28, 2005 6:01 AM 

Yeah, but she could do things with her one good arm that would make you forget about that thing on her neck.-Chris Farley

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