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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 2:38 PM 

...Rock music was respected?

...Michael Jackson was the most loved entertainer in the world?

...Mispelling a word to make it "cooler" wasn't that cool?

...Being gay wasn't "hip"?

...It was ok to hit a woman and they'd still have dinner on the table every single night?

...Commiting adultery was considered wrong?

...Premarital sex was considered a sin?

...Smiley's weren't around, so you couldn't tell what people on the internet were feeling?

...English, spelling and basic grammar was tought in school?

...A pre-schooler was not capable of bringing a bag of weed to class?

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 2:52 PM 

I heard the funniest thing on The Tonight Show the other night. I was in the other room so I didn't see it, but heard it...

Jay Leno stopped a guy on the street (I assume he was a teen) and asked him if vending machines should be taken out of schools. The guy replied (with total seriousness) "No!.... what about the kids who come in high and won't be able to get anything to eat."

That was f**kn' great!

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 2:54 PM 

We're all doomed when we get old.

Bookman
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 3:05 PM 

I remember when "gay" meant being in a great, excited mood. This is the only thing I hold against gay people: they stole a perfectly good and ruined it for the rest of us. Now we have to say "merry" or "ebullient," both of which sound like words a gay person would use. Not that there's anything wrong with that.

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 3:28 PM 

I use words like gay (as in "happy"), groovy, foxy... all the time. I mean them in a complementary way. I mean, you know when people say, 'He's gay', it really means 'He's happy,' sort of thing? You know, slang?

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 3:31 PM 

In fact, I once approached Michael Jordan after a game and said "Man, you are so gay!"

I don't have to tell you what happened. Confused

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 3:37 PM 

(Edit button, reply 3, line 2: "perfectly good and" should say "perfectly good word and")

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 7:17 PM 

Jimmy- Jordan's not gay he's phony. Wink

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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 7:25 PM 

As far as the thread goes...

...You had to go to the bank to get cash?
...You had to stop what you were doing and go to a pay phone to make a call?
...You had to go to the library to research something?
...If you had a "pong" hookup to your TV you were high-tech?
...You had to use an antenna/foil on your TV?

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 7:28 PM 

...You had to go to the music store to buy music?

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 8:58 PM 

No, you see the Michael Jordan bit was..... ahh, never mind!

Bookman
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 10:20 PM 

I remember when everybody watched the Miss America pagent, the World Series, the Kentucky Derby, and the heavyweight boxing championship.

Bookman
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 10:24 PM 

Of course, I also remember when the World Series wasn't yet televised nationally. I remember when every channel had a "test pattern" in the middle of the night.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 10:32 PM 

...emergency personnel always arrived to the scene before the reporters?

..."third base" was necking?

Bookman
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PostPosted: October 2, 2005 10:52 PM 

A nickel!

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 12:29 AM 

... bicycles had sissy bars and banana seats?
... record albums had free posters in them?
... cereal boxes had free 45rpm records on back (Bobby Sherman, Jackson Five, The Archies...)?
... brand new, white tennis shoes would make you the laughing stock at school?

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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 5:39 PM 

People died at 35, so marriage DIDN'T sound like a stupid idea.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 6:09 PM 

*spits out drink laughing at "third base"*. Whoa what decade was that, I'm only twenty two but if I said what third base now was I'd probably be booted off of here.

cousin jeffrey
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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 7:13 PM 

Sorry, did that give you the impression that I was old? That was just a guess...I'm 20.

These days, once you hit home, you gotta make a dash for the clubhouse before she wants you to meet her friends.

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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 7:34 PM 

You got to suddnely "get up early" and then leave like you just commited a crime.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: October 3, 2005 8:46 PM 

Twenty? I thought we were discussing things with an adult! Well... then... this changes everything! We were duped!! I'm not reading posts from some dude who's twenty!

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