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Gendison







PostPosted: November 4, 2005 5:08 PM 

I figured after 10 pages, we can start a part 2.

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 4, 2005 5:12 PM 

TOMLINSON RESIGNS:

You may remember him as the ethically challenged partisan hack who was trying to turn NPR and PBS into GOP playgrounds. Including things such as hiring a friend as a consultant to watch Bill Moyers and write down the treason that he saw.

"The Corporation for Public Broadcasting Board of Directors said Thursday that embattled former board chairman Ken Tomlinson has resigned.
The board has been reviewing a CPB Inspector General’s report–called for by a pair of congressmen–on Tomlinson’s relationship with the board stemming from Tomlinson’s attempts to add more conservative programming….
The board expresses its disappointment in the performance of former key staff whose responsibility it was to advise the board and its members."

HERE is the link.

Corrupt,useless and evil. Yep, Sounds like a Rethuglican to me.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: November 4, 2005 7:35 PM 

(while patting the top of my head) On the other hand, you take a guy like George Washington Carver...

Bookman
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PostPosted: November 4, 2005 11:05 PM 

When NPR brings back Bob Edwards to Morning Edition, somebody please give me a call. Meanwhile, I can't stomach it anymore. It's like listening to Paul Harvey.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 5, 2005 1:35 AM 

..good day!

Jimmy
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PostPosted: November 5, 2005 6:02 PM 

When you talk about your day..... it's a sad state of affairs.

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 6, 2005 11:39 AM 

OH you have NO idea.

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 4:48 PM 

R-o-n-a-l-d W-i-l-s-o-n R-e-a-g-a-n
(6) (6) (6)

Bookman
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PostPosted: November 7, 2005 5:33 PM 

So Reagan was just pretending to be a complete ignoramus?

Bookman
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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 12:17 AM 

"Oil Company Execs Defend Profits to Senate"

"WASHINGTON - Oil executives sought to justify their huge profits under tough questioning Wednesday, but they found little sympathy from senators who said their constituents are suffering from high energy prices....

"As an industry we feel it is not a good precedent to fund a government program," said James Mulva, chairman of ConocoPhillips...."

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Mulva?

Jimmy
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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 1:08 AM 

(clenches fist) Mulva! Mad

Mookie
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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 3:01 AM 

What do you expect when your name rhymes with a part of an oil refinery? Laughing

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 11:27 AM 

Testicle?

Yev Kassem
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PostPosted: November 12, 2005 11:01 PM 

Hank?

HateTheDrake
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PostPosted: November 14, 2005 4:00 PM 

I don't know if anyone is watching this but this Bird Flu thing sounds very strange to me. What was really alarming was the Bush setting aside of a disgusting amount of money for the flu. Something is not right here.

If you research some of the people who have died, most are in their 20s-30s. I have read that it most deadly to people in that range because our immune systems are much stronger than most and our bodies go into overdrive in an attempt to kill the flu. By doing so, a enzyme cytokine which is our combatant for illnesses turns into the actual killer. Too much cytokine is produced and turns the lungs of a healthy 22 year old into a Titanic victim. Yeah you drown.

And when have you ever heard of everyone pushing for flu shots as much as you have this year. Even before the over-hyped bird flu scare began they were already stressing the need for immediate vaccinations for the upcoming flu season. They are even handing these shots out at my job. I don't want any part of this.

I may be overreacting and too hung up on conspiracies (my parents told me the first book I ever checked out of the library was "The Assasination of John F. Kennedy")
but something doesn't add up. I don't know what yet but I think by March it will be revealed. Who's having sex with the hen? Thus distributing the flu?

*I heard something*

Jimmy
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PostPosted: November 14, 2005 6:07 PM 

There's a simple solution to the bird flu, but society is too f**king stupid. They deserve to die from it. Rolling Eyes

Gendison
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PostPosted: November 14, 2005 7:05 PM 

I'm trying to figure out what the big deal is...So a bird flew!!! Don't they all???

Jimmy
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PostPosted: November 14, 2005 9:35 PM 

Not Penguins, Ostriches, or Emus (oh, here we go with the two ostrich burger lines).

Bookman
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PostPosted: November 15, 2005 12:37 AM 

I don't think the Bush people know anything about avian flu. I asked Cheney about it the other day, and he told me to go f*ck a chicken.

Jimmy
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PostPosted: November 15, 2005 12:59 AM 

GEORGE: Bush people... how did he get people? I don't have people!

JERRY: You want me to get ya some people? I'll get ya some people.

J. Chiles


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PostPosted: November 15, 2005 10:22 AM 

So, then, is it YOU whose having sex with the rooster, Bookman?!

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